The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[sky14kemea]

Sai stomped across the sand angrily, occasionally glancing back to see a small lump still following her. She had given it a small bag of dry food to carry, since it had bugged her non-stop about it.

"So, strange traveller! Where do you come from? Florghas asked cheerfully as it bobbed up and down along the sand. Sai still wasn't sure what exactly it was.. It was the same colour as the sand, except for the eyes, and even though it retained a solid shape it seemed to be fluid.

"I don't really like talking while I'm walking." She said to it, trying to keep ahead of the blob.

"Of course, you must be tired after you fell from the sky. The oasis is very close now!".

They walked in silence for almost an hour, before Sai spotted a withered looking palm tree over the next sand hill. She ran up the slippery sand, but halted as she reached the top. The tree was surrounded by more sand, and nothing else.

"Welcome to our Oasis, traveller!" Florghas said as it joined her at the top of the hill.

"This is your fucking Oasis?" Sai raged, removing the goggles from her eyes and putting them back on her head. "It's just more sand!"

"Ah! To the untrained eye it may seem like more sand, but to a sand ghoblibikin like myself, we can see exactly where the water is hidden." Florghas said confidently, heading down the slope towards the tree.

"Gobil.. What?!?" She walked after the blob, still trying to figure out what it said.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg was in the far left wing of the convention hall, busily beating an Elite to death with his own skull. "WORKAKGHWORK!" said the elite as the skull collided with his forehead. (A trip to Google translator would translate it as "THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!". The Sangheili language is such a beautiful sound.)

Purple blood all over his chainsaw, Maddawg sat down on a throne he made out of the corpses. "Jesus christ, how many of them are there?" he said, looking at the other fights going on. He saw Ocelot shooting down several elites with pin-point accuracy. Baraka was busy fighting an Elite in a one on one fight, dwindling his health down to zero and preforming a fatality on him. And out of the corner of his eyes, Maddawg could see the Bison from Street Fighter doing one of his cheap 'kill people with psychic powers' attacks on a group of them.

"Welp, looks like I better call in reinforcements." said Maddawg to himself, pulling a small hand held cylinder from his pocket and placed it on the ground. The machine's center pulled out of the top automatically and came down with a loud thud onto the ground. The ground began to shake with subterrianen movement and soon, thousands of holes appeared on the ground, sucking up anyone unlucky enough to be near them. Following the appearence of the holes, thousands of blood thirsty goblins appeared, because everyone knows that Goblins are natives to San Diego and due to their treaty with the Locust (or more like indentured servitude), they came to protect and aid their locust overlord.

 

[Orinon]

Meanwhile
Outside of Villain-Con
"Blarg Blarg honk honk Blarg"
"Blarg honk honk Blargety blarg blarg honk"
the two elites were conversing possibly over the best strategy to disembowel a human being.
they had their backs to an elevated parking area up at the top. there were the sounds of a serious Brawl there were screams of blood lust as the sangheili charged the unseen enemies.
Observers had a spectacular view, Plasma shots and energy swords glowed brightly, with the grenades and plasma bullets it was like watching a Colosseum match mixed with fireworks show.
The Sangheili Guards (Our chatty duo) didn't seem to notice the sound of an Elite giving a victory cry as they plunged the swords into a villain to make the killing blow was getting less frequent.
some of the Elites on the battlefield were getting unnerved it was at first a quick and sure win but a mysterious band of reinforcements were turning the tide. some of the Junior officers were getting desperate one of them tried to stop an opponent by hurling three plasma grenades at once, the Villain just laughed, in one fluid motion they reached out snatched another officers energy shield, then used tilted it at an angle that all three grenades bounced right back landing on the aliens head.
The two guards heard the sound of a loud explosion, a dismembered hand was flung clear of the parking lot and landed a few feet in front of the two guards, the energy sword was still in it's hand, glowing bright.
over the course of the battle there were many explosions and screams both human and Elite.
eventually there was only a handful of survivors none were alien but the rest weren't quite human either. silence hung thick in the air, such a strong contrast to the intense battle.
suddenly the silence was broken with the sound of an engine starting, a deep roaring sound that sent a shiver down their spines.
The powerful engine revved twice, then became a continuous roar, the sound got louder and louder, which was soon explained as a great black motorcycle ran off the edge of the elevated parking space, multiple jets fired compressed air as the bike became airborne, the motorcycle easily glided over the guards hitting the ground way to lightly then it should have, it could have accelerated away but instead the motorbike made a sharp turn to stop.
the rider quickly leaped off the bike, the guards then picked their segmented jaws off the ground and decided it might be smart to fire n the advancing enemy, a good tactic shame they took too long to aim. Their shots missed as the attacker rushed by them, the Elites were confused, the mysterious man could have attacked but he had just ran past them.
at last thats what they thought, suddenly the guards recoiled as massive lacerations appeared on their backs.
"Tail of the Dragon"
said the mysterious man.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Curly and Quote, along with 4,000 others. Arrived in the parking lot just after the dragon man slipped past the guards. For the purpose of making a fast post (because Isaac wanted to play LOTRO. Which is free.) there was no discussion of tactics. Everyone simply tapped into Isaac's consciousness and he directed their movements.

Ivan and Ivan burst through the doors first, followed closely by Quote, The Operative, Curly, and Agent 47.

Everyone was starting to make their way through the convention when suddenly...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Adam sat in the lounge chair of the living room when someone threw a paperball at him. The litter collided with his head and awoke from his daze with a radical jolt. Adam picked up the ball and unfurled it, revealing a note from Issac. "Hey! You're on!" it read and Adam quickly reached for the nearby Iphone due to his lack of a computer.

IN THE STORY

The Goblins tore into the ranks of the Sangheili. Eventually, the fight left the building and began to escalate even further as corpses piled up on the ground. Several war tropes began to take place, the seasoned veteran goblin sacrificing his life for his squad, the Alien with a family clutching a photo from his wife, and of course the Goblin who went crazy from the "horrors of war."

On the reavers, the remaining vilain NPCS watched the fight.

"I spy something Purp-"

"An Elite." interrupted Horrible

"How'd you know?" asked Chell.

"Because you did Goblin last time. That's all that's down there. Goblins and Elites!"

"This game sucks!" yelled Master Kitty, throwing away his empty bag of Catnip!

And with that akward Red vs Blue joke, Adam returned to his nap

 

[Roamin11]

"Sooo why are we on earth again?" Asked Miss Glados, "and with only five Ousters? Instead of your whole army of them?"

"Well there are goblins crushing elites over there." With that the Shrike pointed to the convention hall "And we got Ryan moving in over there." The Shrike pointed to other side of the battle field where flashes and explosions were coupled with strange streaks of red light. "I decided that even a space battle with the attacking Elite ships would be too much rape for them to handle."

"So what's the plan?" Miss Glados fiddled with her turret and some of the parts she had taken from the treeship.

"We are going to the ship sending down the Elite's reinforcements, going to high jack it, and head up to the ship masters flagship!" The Shrike smiled "And we are going Back in Black!"

Spoiler: You Can Guess

The Shrike's suit instantly changed from blue with red undershirt to black on black on black. Even Miss Glados's white changed to black, she pulled out aviators and put them on, loaded her Aperture Science Shotgun and the Shrike and the five Ousters charged towards the bulk of the Elite army.

The Elites were hard pressed on two different fronts, and when the looked towards the seven black clad humanoids approaching, they dismissed them, unlikely seven people could make much of a dent. The Shrike waved his hand and the five ousters ran in front of the Shrike and Miss Glados took a knee and pulled out their multi-FORCE assault rifle.

"Fire the flechettes, let's soften them up before we charge" Commanded the Shrike. The Ouster commandos fired their flechette pods. As they flew through the air the pods opened to reveal the deadly needles within, the wall of eviscerating death hit the elite soldiers. Limbs and blood went flying, the Ouster's fired another wave of flechettes, another wave of elites were dismembered.

"Are you sure that kills them?" Said Miss Glados as she looked at the body parts, and twitching elite bodies.

"I dunno, they don't always die... But it is a real effective" The Shrike looked up to see that the elites have taken notice to the Ouster troops and had put down energy shields to protect them self from gory death. "My turn" The Shrike smiled, he held out his hands, aiming towards the Elite's defensive line. Max Power, Charging...... Firing!. Two bright streaks of light shot from the Shrike's palms. The energy shields were overloaded and the repulsor beams cut through the elite's line.

"Blrarg Lwargowarg!" Which in the Sangheili tongue means "Tell my wife I love her" or "MY ARM IS BURNING" the Shrike's translator was a little off. The Ousters charged forward, brandishing their frictionless bayonets blades cutting through the elites like they were rag dolls.

Miss Glados and the Shrike walked forward into the ranks of the elite's army. "Won't be long till I get to ship, keep up the fire!"

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Several hours of furious fighting past.

Isaac took command of the 4,000 ex-prisoners and managed to organised an orderly retreat into a nearby casino. Half-Jaw's Elites held one half of the massive VillainCon hall as well as most of the upper admin floors and the main stage area. But they were still fighting a brutal battle on two fronts, Maddawg's forces held the other half of the VillainCon hall while The Shrike and Co's army had taken the parking lot. Darth Vader was still fighting The Arbiter while Half-Jaw had realised he should really get back to commanding his troops. Steampunk Ryan was mysteriously missing; so were several important Elites. And Deadpool was still beating the ever-loving shit out of Majora's corpse.

There was a four-way war situation developing. It was good. The plans of Sgt_Jakeman214, Isaacthegrape, and Maddawg IAJI had worked perfectly. Though Roamin11's army was unexpected it was no matter. The glorious armored devisions were still about to clash. In a massive way.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Spoiler: OOC

Ok, for anyone still reading this, Jakeman and I have been setting up a giant mech fight arc for some time which will be starting now. At the same time the villain civil war arc shall be somewhat suspended until me and Jakeman have finished our mass armor fight. After this the infantry shall be let back out (hopefully having entered into two temporary alliances to make things easier) and then there will be a fight in some city somewhere. Then we shall have a relaxation arc.

Any objections?

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Spoiler: OOC

Oh, BTW. I'm not saying that other RPers can't participate in this arc. We're just asking that you stay beneath the surface. Do whatever you want as long as it is underground. Now I am only a standard RPer. My word is not law. If you have any objections please voice them before the end of the week (20/2/11).

 

[Lambi]

Spoiler: OOC

I'm really sorry, guys, but I haven't posted a lot, and I haven't really payed much attention. I'll be leaving now, with an appropriate post, but might return later with another character if I want to join again. I hope you all have fun with this.

Flandre looked at the others and yawned. "This is boring. I'd rather just go home to sis and Pathy and Koakuma. If either of you wants to come with me, then come." she said to Meiling and Sakuya. "Well, this was fun, but now it's just boring. Later." And with that, she took off and flew back home to Gensokyo, to the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike, Miss Glados, and one Ouster whom was too defiant to die stood in the middle of elites. The trio of heroes were in the middle of a storm of plasma, bullets, and Needler shots, but they were not backing down now. Then suddenly the Shrike felt something.

"Did... You just feel that?" He said to Miss Glados and the last Ouster.

"Yeah... Its as though a thousand voices cried out... And were silenced!" Said Miss Glados looking around to see that the Elite army was gone. Looking across the battle field the Shrike saw Steam Ryan and walked over to him and his soldiers.

"Do you know where they elite?s went?" Asked the Shrike walking over to Ryan.

"Yeah this plot has been suspended so the elites are now in suspended plot animation, in other words this fight is over for now... And it seems we weren't invited to the next big plot... Which is a shame because I got all this cool steam punk gear and KHR stuff ready and all for nothing!" Steam Ryan took off his hat threw it to the ground and stepped on it in frustration.
"Well... How about this we go somewhere far away from this city and just have a all out G-Mod battle!" Said the Shrike smiling, cracking his knuckles "Or we can go and do our own plot, I was thinking that since we are specifically told to 'be underground' we could do a minecraft plotline, where we both build our own huge fortresses and then wage wars from them... Whaddya Say?" The Shrike extended his hand to shake Ryan's. This would be a gentleman's agreement.

Spoiler: @Orinon

I thought that just because the vet's + Issac were having their own private arc we just screw around I'm sure you have had some unused ideas since Sho killed your ring arc

 

[Orinon]

Ryan shook The shrikes hand
"Playing mine craft beats any sort of brawl. Now I how about we work on making a cool fortress because thats what we need at least I think so.
two hours later.
Ryan had removed his suit jacket and hat he had somehow tweaked his cane and sword which he was using as a pick, he had managed to build a supply shack, he was now building the inner wall of his fortress he simply outlined a perimeter, build some simple walls, and was now working on strengthening the walls.
The Shrike himself was working on his own Project.
Ryan took a step back wiped his brow three out of the four walls were now fortified
"I need a sandwich."
Ryan sat on the rock that was the center of his developing fortress, this rock was where he would sit and contemplate his life, his actions what he had done and what he intended to do, and eat his BLT's which he was eating right now. he suddenly noticed a bright light, as the light sources got closer he saw it was coming from a strange reptilian ratlike creature with glowing green skin,
Tickers Lambent Tickers and they were heading for his wall, the one wall he didn't fortify, they all ran into the wall as one, the explosion destroyed his wall, luckily the rest stayed where they stood.
Ryan stared briefly then went back to his sandwich

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Spoiler: OOC

Uhh...Cool. We were actually going to...never mind

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Spoiler: OOC

Yah, dawg, yah, to think how far this Rp has gotten. I look back now at all the shit we've been through. I'm proud, of all the old and all the new. I still miss you all and I'm so sure I'm sorely hated.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Okay

I need to know what the hell has been going on, cause once Roamin had the Shrike fly off with Miss GlaDOS to god-mod in an army, or something, which left the rest of us in Shrike's party with nothing to do, I had to leave.

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: Okay

I need to know what the hell has been going on, cause once Roamin had the Shrike fly off with Miss GlaDOS to god-mod in an army, or something, which left the rest of us in Shrike's party with nothing to do, I had to leave.

Spoiler: well

Apparently Isaac and Jakeman are going to have a giant robot fight while the rest of us are going to be "Underground" Roamin and me decided this means we are litterally underground and we are now having fun playing a Mine craft Ark.
NOTICE TO ALL OTHERS YOU ARE FREE TO JOIN THE SHRIKE AND RYAN'S MINE CRAFT ARK,according to Isaac everyone but him and Jakeman are supposed to be underground.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Spoiler: OOC

Fuck it, Jakeman seems to be dead. LET THE RP ROAM FREE!

Isaac was wondering where the fuck was everybody. Then he saw the massive holes.

"Minecraft? HELL YEAH!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Did someone say Minecraft?!" said Cap'n Sky, popping her head out of the underground shelter that she was directed into. A portal popped beside the hole and Chell popped her head out as well. "Where?!I wanna punch a pig in the face!"

"You're Minecraft fan too? Do you have a server?"

"Sure do! Me and the companion Cube use to play for hours!"

"Ugh" Said Master Kitty from behind the two Minecraft fans. "Great, now I get to spend all this time with two gossiping Minecraft boxheads." he then placed his paws in a prayer like fashion, "Please God, if you exist, please cause a plot twist to occur to take me away from these people."

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Jakeman looked down at his laptop screen. With his life now back in order, he could begin posting on the Avatar Adventure again. "Hmm," He mused. "I had thought the AA would have moved at least 5 pages with the time I've been gone. Oh well."

___o^o___

Half-Jaw and the Arbiter looked at each other in their makeshift defensive position. Nearly three quarters of their forces had been killed or severely wounded. "Our brothers have earnt their right to the great journey. Let us deliver them to it." The Arbiter said, as he moved around, mercy killing any wounded Elites. When they werte finished, Half-Jaw turned to his Sub Commander. "Clean up this mess, and get all other troops back to the Fleet. The Arbiter and I have some unfinished business on this planet, so when the evacuation is complete, you are to take the Fleet and return to Sanghelios. Await our call there." The Sub Commander bowed his head and turned away, immediately giving orders. It would take him a mere hour to get all Elite forces off Earth, and another half hour before the Elite Fleet opened a slipspace rupture and left for their homeworld, Sanghelios. The only two Elites left on Earth were the Arbiter and Shipmaster Half-Jaw.

"Arbiter, we must kill Isaac, Maddawg and the Shrike. They were the three who raised armies against us. The sacrifice of our brothers must be paid for in blood. Our enemies blood." The Arbiter nodded. The two Elites sheathed their Energy Swords and drew their Plasma Rifles. They saw a large hole running deep underground, obviously mined out. They walked towards it, stepping in and heading down into the darkness. Curiously, there was a torch every three steps, and a sign that read "CREEPERS! STAY IN LIGHT AT ALL TIMES!". Half-Jaw and the Arbiter ignored it, and kept walking.

 

[Roamin11]

Miss Glados scrolled down Minecraft Wiki's page looking through the crafting system. "This minecraft idea seemed a lot nicer when we didn't know what we were doing and weren't expected to keep to the actual way of Minecraft." Sighed Miss Glados skimming over making of work benches and pick axes. "Like it is complicated but we really don't have the attention span to have to read all this through just to make one simple post."

Miss Glados went over to where the Shrike had piled rocks into a wall. The surviving Ouster was watching from a small tower they constructed looking at where the dark met the light casted by the torch perimeter, his multi-Assault FORCE rifle ready to open fire on any intruders.

The three continued to slave away until they had a the four walls built up to the ceiling of the subterranean fortress they were building. After the four walls were reinforced they began to hear the noise of the creatures that had destroyed their first fortress

Spoiler: (insert something creative)

"We best start digging again" said the Shrike weary of running from these strange volatile creatures.

Spoiler: SO

Seeing as Ryan is having his fortress under seige from lambent tickers I'm going to have banelings seeing as I know NOTHING about Creepers or minecraft for that mater, but zerging I know quite a bit about!