The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"Yeah, I have a ship. But first, somebody has to show me their moves!" Captain Falcon said disappointedly. Miss Glados ignored the newcomer, and looked at the wall in its sad state. "There are more Banelings out there. We need to build an inner wall. The outer one won't hold much longer." She then began taking blocks of stone and placing them in a pattern, building the base of a new wall. Shrike turned to England, and motioned for him to start digging then looked at Nipples. "Maybe your emeralds are hidden in the walls?" Shrike mentioned. Nipples instantly turned to the nearest part of the floor and began digging, using his ROCK HARD NIPPLE FISTS to burrow through the ground, creating a small mine in the ground. Shrike began tossing blocks to Miss Glados who continued to build the wall. England mumbled something to himself as he swung his pick axe to the toil of a working class tune.

Captain Falcon was about to help, when he noticed a rather large group of Banelings flooding in through the outer Archway. "Keep digging! I'll hold them off!" He said and then ran into the horde. Shrieks of dying Banelings were mixed in with many shouts of "FALCON PAWNCH!" The zerg rush couldn't get past him. Until the Hydralisks showed up. "Whoo! Difficulty Level up!" Captain Falcon said. He proceeded to "FALCON KICK!" his way into the closest Hydralisk and beat seven shades of shit out it. However, he completely forgot about the Banelings. They advanced ominously towards the inner wall, and the other adventurers.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling, on the other hand, was bored out of her wits, somewhere above the Shrike, luckily. "I'm so bored..."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

England grabbed the pick ass, and started grumbling, "...Wanker..." He said quietly to himself, as he started rebuilding the wall that Nipples broke.

"Hey, I heard that." Shrike said, over hearing the "Wanker" comment.

"Yeah yeah, I shouldn't be degraded enough to do your work." He said. Before Captain Falcon burst in such a glorious manner that it somehow knocked England over, "Grrr...I'm already getting tired of this."

He got back up and got back to work, ignoring this new person.

 

[Roamin11]

"Ah hell and hand gernades!" Groaned the Shrike looking up from the pile of bricks he was about to hand to Miss Glados. But Miss Glados Smiled knowingly.

"Just keep working for the moment" She said, as the banelings got within meters of the working heroes bullets cut down the Banelings, causing them to detonate in the middle of the courtyard. The Shrike looked up to see Glados's turret deployed.

"I see you!" it said in it's childish voice

"Those won't hold them forever" said England poking his head out the of the trench he made.

"DON'T BE A DEBY DOWNER AND KEEP WORKIG!" Commanded Miss Glados picking up the pace of brick laying.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling was incredibly bored. "OH how I wish some convenient plot device would throw me back into the story so that I could be a part of this again... Sakuya-san too... Wait... What?" She said, momentarily breaking the fourth wall then forgetting about its existence again. she looked to her left and right and then scratched her head, confused.

 

[Roamin11]

"FALCON PUNCH!!!!" Captin Falcon continued to destroy the zerg assult on the Heroe's fortress. "FALCON KICK!!" Captin Falcon inadvertntly kicked a baneling. The little sack of acid went flying, going, going GONE!!

"SOO BORED!" Groaned Meiling on the surface but just then the ground beneath her gave way and then she fell. And fell some more, going, going, COVNVENIENT PLOT DEVICE!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Meiling screamed as she plummeted down to the ground below... and landed right on England. "Owww..." She sat upright and rubbed her lower back, sitting on England. She gasped. "Ah! Are you okay?!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

[HEADING=1] PRIOR TO THAT.[/HEADING]

England was digging. And digging. And digging. And digging. All the while, he kept thinking, Grr...could this day get any worse than it is?

Then, he heard a voice only he could hear, "Cheer up England!" A very cutesy high pitched voice said.

England gasped, then smiled with joy, "Flying Mint Bunny! " He said with joy. Only he could see and hear it though. Probably because it was all apart of his imagination, "Have you come to cheer me up on this otherwise gloomy day?"

Flying Mint Bunny flew around England's neck a few times, "Of course! Why else would I come here England? Hee hee!" It stopped in front of his eyes. Some people though he was going crazy.

"Awww, you know just how to cheer me up!"

"yup! ! And by the way, there's a chinese girl about to fall on you in a few seconds." It said, then disappeared from England's imagination, before Meiling landed on him, he could only say this: "...Wait...What?"

THEN SPLAT.

"Ah! Are you okay?!"

"Ow...No...No, I think I broke my back on something very hard..." He said. Of course, he was over exaggerating a bit. He rolled over, and under he was diamonds, "Oh..Hey look...Diamonds...Least you didn't land on that..." If I was to summon up Russia on these guys, I wonder how they would react...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling quickly picked herself off of him and offered him a hand to help him up. "Sorry... sorry... Really."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

England slowly grabbed her hand and pulled up, "Ow.." He looked down at his now very dirty uniform, "Ah! Look at this now! All dirty! It never got like this in war!" He brushed it off of it. It still looked a bit dirty, but it was fine.

He looked at Meiling, "...It's alright...Who are you anyways!?" He said in a cold tone, but then, he smiled, "Wait, are you another figment of my imagination come to cheer up my day!? "

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling was a bit weirded out by this new guy, and wasn't much a fan of his accusing tone of voice. She backed up a bit. "Eeeeh... No... I'm a real girl..." She pinched his cheek and pulled at it. "See? The name's Hong Meiling!" she said, taking her hand off his cheek and pointing to her chest with her thumb and a wide grin. "And your name is?!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

England frowned once more, "Oh..." He said, "Anyway, my name is Arthur Kirkland. But I would prefer that you call me by my Nation-tan name. You many call me England."

In his mind, he matched 2 and 2, Hong...Chinese...the only difference seems to be the last name... Then, he suddenly blurted out, "China!"

Meiling started to get angry with England, hearing this, "What did you say?!"

"Huh? Oh! Sorry! I meant to say," He started, "You seem to be a woman of Chinese descent. You should know where your own nation is! So, have you seen my lackey and ally in this war, China, anywhere?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling raised her eye brow and her lips made a confused oval shape. "China? Seriously?" She looked up for a moment and then pointed her arm to her right and tilter a bit. "It's about so many miles that way. Can't miss it."

 

[Orinon]

Ryan who had been mining noticed Meiling
"Meiling thank the Matrix your here, We're being attacked by aliens and we need your massive skill."
"Oh hey Ryan," she said now at ease seeing a familiar face "You said aliens right"
"Hordes of aliens and some of them explode theres so many I'm Probably going to leave the mining to defend the fortress, Wanna go kick some ass?"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"..." England was silent for a bit, "...Since you seem to be a normal human, probably a general for a Chinese army or something, I guess you haven't been in contact with China...Ironic." He said.

"But then again, maybe you have." He continued, "Okay. The China I am looking for is about as tall as me, carries around a panda, oh, and a plushie cat named Shinatty-chan. He is VERY androgynous. Oh, and he should be around 3 other people. Russia, he's about...A head and a half taller than you. And is...rather scary, if I must say so myself. America, and bloody idiot, who loves hamburgers, and thinks he's the hero of everything, and France...he's perverted..that's all you need to know."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"HELL YEAH, I DO!" Meiling shouted, doing a fish pump, which accidentally hit England in the chin. "GAH! Oh, God! I'm sorry!" She said, picking him back up to his feet, again. "Eeeeh... Gotta go!" She said, running past him, to Ryan.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

England was bleeding a bit from the mouth, but he wiped it off, "...Why did I have to end up with MORE weirdos?" He said to himself, and himself only. He got out of the trench he made, grabbed his Lee Enfield, and walked over "I guess I could help to...I did my work over there..." He then, pulled out a book. No one had seen it before. Out of another pouch, he took out a cloak, which he put on easily

"Ahhh...." He sighed, "My spell book...I haven't opened this up in a while." I could always go Britannia, and beam spam the hell out of everything, but where's the fun in that?

 

[Orinon]

Ryan and Meiling ran into the battle field where Captain Falcon was battling Hydralisks, he was battling three at a time facing them all down a hydralisk tried to surprise the captain by Lunging at his blindside but Ryan had just arrived, Interrupting the attack with an elbow to the face.
"Manners Good Zerg." stated Ryan
Meiling was much less refined in catchphrases
"Take this." she shouted rainbow punching another Hydralisk causing it to explode in a shower of multicolored sparks.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike looked to England whom was leafing though a book "Yo England do you got any combat experience?" but before England could answer the Shrike brought his fingers to his lips and let out a ear drum piercing whistle. Miss Glados looked down from the top of the wall she had just finished, took hold of a rope to her left, swinging over to her turret where it reverted to a Aperture Science Assault Rifle.

Miss Glados looked down the white and red sights, the laser sight under the gun lighting up a Roaches center eye before she fired its head falling into three separate pieces. Miss Glados settled down into her perch, taking a sip from her Aperture Science Coffee Mug and popping shots off at different creatures of the attacking Swarm.

The Shrike went over to the grave of the fallen Ouster, picking up the Multi-FORCE Assault rifle he assimilated it into his body (remember that one power I gave him but have NEVER USED!?!?!). The Shrike flexed his fingers as his arm morphed into a quicksilver arm cannon. Holding his arm cannon level and steadying it with his left hand the Shrike fired a volley of plasma bolts into the fray. "There's too many! EVERBODY FALL BACK!" The Shrike commanded as a cluster of zerglings approached, the Shrike's arm morphed again into a thinner barrelled arm cannon. Firing Flechettes at the approaching group of zerglings rendered them into a small gory mess.

Ryan and Meiling slowly retreated to the safty of Miss Glados's cover, punching and brawling their way to the inner walls.

"DID SOMEONE SAY BRAWL??" Captain Falcon called out as the Smash Ball floated over the battle field agitating the Zerg. Captain Falcon went flying into action "FALCON PAWWWNCH!" smashing the Smash Ball Captain Falcon was powered up! "FALCON PAWWWNAGE!" Jumping into his Zero Racer (I think that's what its called) Captain Falcon proceeded to turn all the Zerg into road kill.

The Zero Racer flew into the safety of the fortress where the heavy brick wall fell into place. "How did on earth did you do that?" Asked Ryan to Miss Glados, Miss Glados simply shrugged and leapt down from her perch holstering her weapon. The sound of the Zerg horde could be heard from outside the wall but for now the heroes were safe.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Meanwhile...
The 4,000 (as they were known). Were chillin in Isaac's music fortress. Yes that's right, made out of music. Neither none of the 4,000 had done anything for...Umm...a very long time. Just making music, working on the fortress, playing daily tournaments of Shadowrun, working on a total conversion for Fallout to turn it into a cyberpunk dystopia, and killing grues.

And then Isaac discovered that someone was trying to kill him. Or were they? Isaac wasn't really sure and he really didn't care. And then the Baneling swarms arived.

They started small. Groups of five, only at night. Nothing that a few small walls couldn't deal with. Then the swarms started getting bigger. 40, 60, 100 Banelings every minute. Shit got bad, fast. Patrols were organised to fight the Banelings every day. Admittedly Nissan 4WDs aren?t the most versatile of soldiers, but they were really good at killing Banelings. And cheep to replace to boot.

Eventually the swarms became too much to deal with. The fortress became a trap, threading to confine its occupants to bloody death. The 4,000 had to move out. Isaac had heard via reading the previous posts that there was a group standing as one against the baneling hordes. So the 4,000 set out to make their quite-possibly melodramatic "LAST STAND". Not they expected to die, or that the baneling hordes were a real threat. But...well...the fortress ran out of vegemite. This was something Isaac could not allow under any circumstances.

"I will not allow this under any circumstances."

said Isaac

"Thank GOD the school proxy doesn't block The Escapist." Isaac sighed. "I was starting to miss this place. And I was kinda worrying that I'd helped kill the RP with my crap posts and failed plot arc. COME BACK SAM! I LUVVVV UUUU!"