The only way I can picture myself having any kind of enemy is if I go by the old Sith approach. Thus, my last boss would be my Sith master, Darth Mobius, and Darth Empyrean by his side. This would be unavoidable, as I, as apprentice, must surpass my master. I am already conjuring images. It would be glorious.
The final boss of the Escapist will be a Ganon style boss where you should be able to send back the giant electrified sphere of cutting wit back to them but you just can't, it is too powerful, paralysed by fear you reply "wut" and swiftly get permabanned...
the final boss, is LaCoil and NilCypher merged together in an unbeatable duo of mod fury, kinda like TwinRova from Ocarina of Time but instead of using your shield to deflect attacks you shit yourself and start crying.
Then you cant watch Apocalypse lane or ZP anymore, your girlfriend dumps you, you lose your job and your car breaks down.
Their are consequences to fighting the escapist final boss, tread carefully.
The final boss of the Escapist will be a Ganon style boss where you should be able to send back the giant electrified sphere of cutting wit back to them but you just can't, it is too powerful, paralysed by fear you reply "wut" and swiftly get permabanned...
the final boss, is LaCoil and NilCypher merged together in an unbeatable duo of mod fury, kinda like TwinRova from Ocarina of Time but instead of using your shield to deflect attacks you shit yourself and start crying.
Then you cant watch Apocalypse lane or ZP anymore, your girlfriend dumps you, you lose your job and your car breaks down.
Their are consequences to fighting the escapist final boss, tread carefully.
I think at least one of the stages of the boss fight (all the best boss fights come in stages) should be the DDKR kitty. BAMALAM!
Higurashi said:
The only way I can picture myself having any kind of enemy is if I go by the old Sith approach. Thus, my last boss would be my Sith master, Darth Mobius, and Darth Empyrean by his side. This would be unavoidable, as I, as apprentice, must surpass my master. I am already conjuring images. It would be glorious.
The only way I can picture myself having any kind of enemy is if I go by the old Sith approach. Thus, my last boss would be my Sith master, Darth Mobius, and Darth Empyrean by his side. This would be unavoidable, as I, as apprentice, must surpass my master. I am already conjuring images. It would be glorious.
My own personally would be a collection of people from the 'halo-haters', 'Christian-Bashers' and 'Twilight Bashers' (cmon,enough of that already! We get it, you don't like the fiction)
I think you should have to face a combination of these and people who hate them. The only way to beat this boss would be to turn it on itself and then manage to keep your calm while not enraging either side or getting caught up in the fire storm that ensues. If you are left standing when it is all over you have won.
My own personally would be a collection of people from the 'halo-haters', 'Christian-Bashers' and 'Twilight Bashers' (cmon,enough of that already! We get it, you don't like the fiction)
I think you should have to face a combination of these and people who hate them. The only way to beat this boss would be to turn it on itself and then manage to keep your calm while not enraging either side or getting caught up in the fire storm that ensues. If you are left standing when it is all over you have won.
Yea, and the mod wrath that occurs. So they all get perma-banned and i walk off without a scratch (probation) Then i move onto the 'epic' battle that goes on afterwards.
Actually, it's almost like the end of the first fable.
My own personally would be a collection of people from the 'halo-haters', 'Christian-Bashers' and 'Twilight Bashers' (cmon,enough of that already! We get it, you don't like the fiction)
I think you should have to face a combination of these and people who hate them. The only way to beat this boss would be to turn it on itself and then manage to keep your calm while not enraging either side or getting caught up in the fire storm that ensues. If you are left standing when it is all over you have won.
I think at least one of the stages of the boss fight (all the best boss fights come in stages) should be the DDKR kitty. BAMALAM!
Higurashi said:
The only way I can picture myself having any kind of enemy is if I go by the old Sith approach. Thus, my last boss would be my Sith master, Darth Mobius, and Darth Empyrean by his side. This would be unavoidable, as I, as apprentice, must surpass my master. I am already conjuring images. It would be glorious.
Yes. Yes it does. I have won the Escapist. But it's a secret, so keep it down. Also, the DDKR kitty as last boss is an awesome idea. I suppose I shall have to go through that after I'm done with Labyrinth.
A Chinese government internet censor...er.
You finally knock out all his health bars only to have him rise up against and blast the crap out of you.
Then you wake up in a strange place, full of sunshine and warmth. Suddenly you realise that these are truly the most realistic graphics you've ever seen. Its as if you could reach out and touch things... but wait, you can.
The CGIC has censored the entire internet, freeing you from its electronic clutches. Now its time to make him pay, I.R.L.
To be continued...
Susan Arendt?, I can understand that, with her voice, she's like a Siren tempting you in a trance before she deals the final blow. Seriously there isn't a single person that will say a bad thing about Susan ever, she's a siren!.
Kuliani, he's the boss that divulges too much information, then when you think you've beaten him he runs away to regroup and come backs stronger, he's unbeatable!.
Alex_P and Baby_Tea are good cops.
Wilson is a bad cop.
LaCoil and Nil are maniac cops. "you have the right to remain silent, forever!"
Jon Elthridge is like a Manhunt boss, sick and twisted, but does it for the amusement of others.
Labyrinth said:
Hahahahaha. Oh, indeed there are. You must fear us, for we are mighty.
Max is pretty good with the search bar heretics, Internet Kraken and Cpt Oblivious are the worst, they wield the power of Search Bar like a personal Mjolnir.
My Boss battle would go a little something like this...
I find myself in a large cavern that seems to stretch beyond the realms of reality. Around my feet swirls the mist of the ancients, I recognize it by the sounds I hear in the back of my head when I move my body, like a beating drum in tune with my body. I begin to walk through the mist and to my horror realize where I am.
"This is the chamber of the final trial, the resting place of the creature of mind's shadow" I proclaim to the thousands that stood here before I, the sounds moving through the cursed mists causing a tremor in the lost spirits.
In my studies I have learned of this place, it is the location were each Internet transcended being is drawn to fight their final nemesis. It was only supposed to be a legend, I never in all my life expected to be here. The old sage warned that I would come here, now I know that I should have listened. Curse my ignorance! I walk further through the cavern; the Mist of the Ancients grows louder in my mind as I move. I try to remain alert but the beating in my mind is too powerful, driven to my knees I clutch my skull and gasp for air. Each and every movement, the beating of my heart or the flow of blood, causes more pain. The loudest noise blasts the inside of thought but still it remains a slow beat.
The pain continues to grow until finally a thought from a time long ago enters my brain. That old sage is standing over me, whispering something into my ear. Four letters repeating. G... T... F... O... G... T... F... O... Not knowing what else to do I pour all my strength into forming the words.
"G" I say slowly and by the most insignificant amount I feel the pain lessen.
"T... F..." It's working! The sound was growing weaker, minimizing from my body.
"O... GTFO!" I yell to the mists. The pain along with the beat I notice has gone and now I am standing above the mists. As if retreating in pain, like an animal wounded, the mists and the cavern disappear into nothingness and I find myself standing on blackness.
"Well done Fire Daemon, by reciting the holy phrase thou hast defeated the mini boss"
"Fuck is holy? Wait, Mini Boss!"
"Yes, there is still one more trial facing you. Go now and face your inner demons... daemon... whatever just go".
Before myself a bridge crafted by light and beyond that a platform with a large red rock. At my feet are a shield and a sword. After equipping them I journey across the bridge towards the rock and what would most likely be the boss of The Escapist, possibly the entire Internet itself. I walk a long the bridge before coming to a platform made of white marble. It a long with the other stone is much larger than I originally thought. I walk up a single step when a suddenly a deep rumbling from the stone emerges and a lizard like head protrudes above. The stone moves and faces me, revealing four claws and a pair of wings. In my heart of hearts I know what it is and it fills me with despair.
"It has been a long time... Fire" the creature said, pronouncing my name with utter spite.
"I wish it would have been anything but you old friend"
"Friend! Bah, I am no friend of yours. You discarded me, threw me away from you're life like a piece of rotten meat"
"I didn't know it would result in this"
"And for what, a fucking Fox!"
"Well it's a Pine Marten actually and you know that I've been using it forever"
"Irrelevant. It isn't here and without you you're avatar will die. Goodbye Fire Daemon".
The dragon lunged, bringing its claws in a wide sweeping arc. Narrowly I stepped back, raising my shield and bringing my sword to bear. The dragon growled and left forth a burst of flame. The shield blocked the scorching heat but I knew too well that it could not withstand heat of this magnitude. I had only one chance and now was the time to act. Bending my thoughts I forced the flame in a new direction, firing into the air. This stunned the dragon and realizing this; I charged forward and slashed madly at the creature?s front. It roared in pain and rose on its hind legs. A growl indicated another burst of flame but thinking fast I sent the fire into the back of the creature?s skull. The dragon fell backwards and its tail started thrashing out madly as it struggled on its back. Realizing a chance to wound the beast. I hacked at the creature?s tail. Three consecutive hits and it were severed. Screaming in pain the dragon lashed out with its rear legs, kicking me across the platform and throwing my sword across the room. The dragon arranged itself and stood before me, blocking the path to my blade. I lay on back and gazed into its cold eyes, realizing the inevitable.
"You would use your abilities against me? I always knew you were a coward Fire". The dragon raised its claw and brought it back down again upon my shield and body. I heard a crunch and knew that bones had been broken. He looked down, smiled and peeled away the shield. I could see a glimmer of remorse in his eyes, a longing for things to have been different.
"Do you remember the... the old... old times " I spluttered with blood.
"Before you betrayed me?" The dragon retorted.
"Remember everything we did, that we saw on the Escapist and elsewhere? Do you remember those times? Those people we knew, the things we did. You have to know about those"
The beast looked sad for a moment; almost forgiving and then rage over came it, wanting nothing more than to have me suffer, as a result of its brief weakness. Giving into its hate it growled and then realizing what it had done tried to turn away but it was too late. Bending my thoughts I forced the small amount of flame in the dragon's mouth to beat against its skull, burning a hole into its brains. It tried to scream but the fire killed all sound. I knew that I wanted to kill me but the frenzy of death had its sway. I could feel the layer of bone burning away under the force of the constant assault. The beast looked at me for a single moment before falling to the ground, dead.
I let my head fall back and sigh know that I had vanquished my foe. I felt my existence start to change and figured that I must be going back to my homepage. As that happened I felt my wounds heal and myself falling asleep, knowing that everything was as it should be.
I just felt like writing a little story. Sorry if it isn't that good. Don't feel like you need to write a story yourself but if you want to, go ahead.
So my boss was my old dragon avatar in case you didn't pick that up
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