The Escapist Boss
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Labyrinth sighed. There was a crackling behind her as she flicked her sword to rid it from blood then to purse her lips at the figure rising from the mist.
"I should have known better than to trust you with that power, Ultrajoe."
"You Should Have Known Better Than To Trust, Labyrinth."
"Perhaps."
They stood for a while longer before the first blow rang out. Labyrinth's Bansword tortured a screech of metal from Ultrajoe's forearm where he'd lifted it to block. There was barely a blink as he swung forward with the Dominator and pulled the trigger, explosions enough to rip her body to shreds if Laby hadn't erected a firewall to protect herself.
"How Clever," Ultrajoe said as he prodded at the wavering mass of flames, getting a scorched finger for the trouble. "You've Certainly Learned Well. But What About Trogans?"
The horse slammed Labyrinth backwards, her boots scraping over the cement floor. Keeping the firewall in place with one hand she spun her sword with the other and prepared to thrust it through as soon as the wall broke. The horse started screaming, pouring pixels like blood. Labyrinth beheaded it and turned her attention firmly on The Ultrajoe. His gaze was like a weight tied to her shoulders and each blast of the Dominator sent a chill down her spine. Yet, she found she could move fast enough to keep out of his line of fire, spiralling around until they were close enough for melee combat.
WoooooooshhhTANGGGG!! Crunch. Clang. At close range the deep scratches left by Laby's sword were obvious. The blade bounced off of the Dominator when it was swung like a club, cracking two of her ribs. Sharp stabs of pain made her wheeze as she pirouetted to stab into the gap between Ultrajoe's breastplate and his shoulder guard. He hissed in pain and pushed her back to bring the Dominator around.
Something welled up within her. Something strange. She put a hand over the barrel of the Dominator and smiled as it was but indented by an explosion. No splatter of blood nor explosion of pain. Something had changed, Labyrinth had the upper hand.
With that upper hand she hacked down on the helmet, cleaving it in two with a final ban. Purplerain paused in his guitar solo to cock a brow and smile at Doki while she wiped her Bansword off and slid it back into the handle of her Mop. The floor was already spreading with dark, crackling blood. There'd be plenty to do for the next while.
Behind her there was a giggle. Boom. The world exploded.
"I should have known better than to trust you with that power, Ultrajoe."
"You Should Have Known Better Than To Trust, Labyrinth."
"Perhaps."
They stood for a while longer before the first blow rang out. Labyrinth's Bansword tortured a screech of metal from Ultrajoe's forearm where he'd lifted it to block. There was barely a blink as he swung forward with the Dominator and pulled the trigger, explosions enough to rip her body to shreds if Laby hadn't erected a firewall to protect herself.
"How Clever," Ultrajoe said as he prodded at the wavering mass of flames, getting a scorched finger for the trouble. "You've Certainly Learned Well. But What About Trogans?"
The horse slammed Labyrinth backwards, her boots scraping over the cement floor. Keeping the firewall in place with one hand she spun her sword with the other and prepared to thrust it through as soon as the wall broke. The horse started screaming, pouring pixels like blood. Labyrinth beheaded it and turned her attention firmly on The Ultrajoe. His gaze was like a weight tied to her shoulders and each blast of the Dominator sent a chill down her spine. Yet, she found she could move fast enough to keep out of his line of fire, spiralling around until they were close enough for melee combat.
WoooooooshhhTANGGGG!! Crunch. Clang. At close range the deep scratches left by Laby's sword were obvious. The blade bounced off of the Dominator when it was swung like a club, cracking two of her ribs. Sharp stabs of pain made her wheeze as she pirouetted to stab into the gap between Ultrajoe's breastplate and his shoulder guard. He hissed in pain and pushed her back to bring the Dominator around.
Something welled up within her. Something strange. She put a hand over the barrel of the Dominator and smiled as it was but indented by an explosion. No splatter of blood nor explosion of pain. Something had changed, Labyrinth had the upper hand.
With that upper hand she hacked down on the helmet, cleaving it in two with a final ban. Purplerain paused in his guitar solo to cock a brow and smile at Doki while she wiped her Bansword off and slid it back into the handle of her Mop. The floor was already spreading with dark, crackling blood. There'd be plenty to do for the next while.
Behind her there was a giggle. Boom. The world exploded.
I think the Boss should be Yahtzee.
His Criticism-Sword damages you for 872 HP per Strike. I can only assume the amount of postrs you have is your Health Points.
As of now I have 579 HP.
His Criticism-Sword damages you for 872 HP per Strike. I can only assume the amount of postrs you have is your Health Points.
As of now I have 579 HP.
Newclassic, you rock.
That aside, there can be no singular boss to the Escapist. There is no leader to the forces that oppose us, there is simply an ever-growing horde. There can be no victory against it, all is simply endurance.
If I have a bleak view of the Escapist's future, it's only because I love it so much.
That aside, there can be no singular boss to the Escapist. There is no leader to the forces that oppose us, there is simply an ever-growing horde. There can be no victory against it, all is simply endurance.
If I have a bleak view of the Escapist's future, it's only because I love it so much.
How I found this post aside, bring it Krunk. You don't have weird artwork to knock me into this time.Lord Krunk said:
There once was a boss battle on the Escapist. Several posters, led by King Trollslayer Haliwali, and his trusted lieutenants PurpleRain, Fire Daemon, Talisker, and John Galt, waged an epic battle against the one who we know as..... MGG=Reviews.
It can't be done D:GodsOneMistake said:
I would like to think it'd be like a WoW raid with tactics. Yahtzee and an army of the imps first, and you have to plug your ears somehow so his sarcasms and critcism doesn't reduce you to a ball of tears. Then obviously Max, and you have to argue with him and actually win by hurting his feelings. Then I don't have to carry on, because you won't do either of those.
Satin? And please do not mention that name here. My head may melt off.GodsOneMistake said:
Im gonna have to say that to beat the final boss you must become the final boss.
And how do you do that? by beating him of course!
People are forgetting that Neonbob has more posts than MaxTheReaper, and that post count means jack shit anyway.
Well I've been to their offices and I have to say the Boss would most likely be Russ Pitts and Shane Hamstra with a wide variety of Nerf guns.
The 'Add to Friends' button.
It would hunt me to the very edges of Forum Games & RP. I would never be able to escape (hehe) it. I can already hear its taunting laughter...
Okay, so it's more of a psychological obstacle than a Boss. But whateva.
It would hunt me to the very edges of Forum Games & RP. I would never be able to escape (hehe) it. I can already hear its taunting laughter...
Okay, so it's more of a psychological obstacle than a Boss. But whateva.