The Escapist Boss

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

A fight between Yahtzee and Skippy the kangaroo would be interesting.

 

[GrinningManiac]

You must defeat 4chan, the Satin of the internet....


[HEADING=1]FIGHT[/HEADING]

"Satin"...huh?

Did you mean:

Spoiler

or

Spoiler

?

 

[orangebandguy]

All the banned people like Indigo Dingo and Richard Groovy Pants who just made the forums unpleasant.

 

[teisjm]

It would be me versus Ultrajoe. Banmop and Dominator. One Epic Fucking Fight To End It All. Nuke would be the commentator and a band consisting of Jim Doki and PurpleRain would provide the music.

Then paulguberman would laugh and the universe would explode.

This might go down at Escapism '09 II... just you wait.

People have different bosses, that's for sure. What one person sees as the ultimate end to all struggles isn't the same as what another person sees. I'm not sure that anyone would survive my scenario but I am prepared to meet Ultrajoe none the less. Never would a more difficult fight take place.

pics ftw!
If I remember correctly you've drawn some great pictures in the art thread, so you've got the power to make this come real.

 

[ae86gamer]

Sky14kemea. Why? Because she's secretly a murderer.

 

[The Cheezy One]

I think the Boss should be Yahtzee.

His Criticism-Sword damages you for 872 HP per Strike. I can only assume the amount of postrs you have is your Health Points.

As of now I have 579 HP.

Equinox uses a Forum-down to revive a previously defeated ally! The forum troll regenerates health as long as he is complaining about stuff he doesnt understand!

"Watch the video before you comment on it"
its suspend effective!
The forum-troll is defeated by a 3 day ban, where topics he actually understands go past!

"your sword work is abysmal and doesnt flow"
its a criticism hit!
its super effective!

"your jokes are geting repetitive"
It doesnt affect Yahtzee...

"**** *** *** and a ***"
yahtzee strikes back! It cannot be dodged!

"i found silent hill 2 predicable and crappily written"
Yahtzee evades Equinox's attack!

"hahahaha"
Yahtzee disappears into thief 2!

"go go go"
Equinox sends guards that can see, hear, and dont have inner ear infections and bad memories that cause them to forget every strange sound they hear!
Its super effective!

Yahtzee is stunned by the originality of this!

Equinox sends out - Supercilious bad ass action girl!
Supercilious bad ass action girl makes a snarky derisive comment with humourless austerity!

Yahtzee counters with a menopause joke!
Supercilious bad ass action girl cries at the unnecesary harshness of this, and leaves, to the relief of everyone!

Equinox Evens The Odds(thats what the ETO stands for) by-
a quick time event
press I-D-I-S-A-G-R-E-E-W-I-T-H-Y-A-H-T-Z-E-E
and survive the onslaught of paraphrasers that think they are funny and interesting because they are the second person to think something
Its a one hit KO!
Yahtzee has thrown this game out the window, thus making me the winner!

 

[Lord Krunk]

Armitage Shanks.

Our last battle was indecisive.

How I found this post aside, bring it Krunk. You don't have weird artwork to knock me into this time.

Oh yeah? I'll kick it up a notch this time and use Picasso.

It's awn.

 

[GoldenCondor]

Interesting topic.

I'd have to say maybe Max the Reaper, bundeled together with the search bar.

Damn ninja'd but great idea for a thread.
And for a smaller boss fight before Max would have to be a troll.

That troll fight goes on every day.

The boss should be all the mods.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

It's not so much a boss as it is a last battle. You have to stop the flame war in a religion thread.

 

[Smudge91]

Beating the religious threads/ halo bashing threads and the trolls all with one swipe of my very sharp tea spoon.
Although the most epic fight would ofc be between the mods or the staff.

 

[Twilight_guy]

The answer of course is Russ Pitts. He is the boss of the escapist. Also, he is secretly the evil overlord monster that no man has has defeated in battle... Until now.

 

[Valiance]

You must beat and do a user review of Genre Wars.

 

[Inverse Skies]

If you've been on this website that much wouldn't the last boss be the ability to log off and do something else with your life? THAT would be a challenge! This site is very addictive.

 

[Labyrinth]

If you've been on this website that much wouldn't the last boss be the ability to log off and do something else with your life? THAT would be a challenge! This site is very addictive.

Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahhhah.. hah.. hah..

[sub]Oh god I'm so hooked.[/sub]

 

[Inverse Skies]

Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahhhah.. hah.. hah..

[sub]Oh god I'm so hooked.[/sub]

I'm pretty sure it'd be the hardest final boss ever. You'd have to give up your banhammer Lab! Noooooooo!

 

[Labyrinth]

I'm pretty sure it'd be the hardest final boss ever. You'd have to give up your banhammer Lab! Noooooooo!

Never! Or at least, not until I get bored of it!

 

[ottenni]

Some guy, wielding the banhammer and protected by the searchbar, and you win a life supply of cookies! YAAAAAY!!!!

 

[Inverse Skies]

Never! Or at least, not until I get bored of it!

I wouldn't have thought it possible to get bored of such a whimsical, powerful object! Seriously it's the Escapist equivalent of Excalibur.

 

[Labyrinth]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to get bored of such a whimsical, powerful object! Seriously it's the Escapist equivalent of Excalibur.

I can't quite see Kuliani as a watery tart.. for all I suspect he'd look fabulous in a dress.

All mods live through a personal evolution ending in boredom and apathy. That's our final Boss fight in a way. After that, we tend to disappear.

In the mean time we're going to give you hell WHAHAHAHA!!!