The Escapist Caption Contest

[TheSentinel]

Hellooooooooooooo? Mr. Orange Pants? Please stop the bump warfare and call this contest!

 

[lostclause]

People now see the advantages of keeping tcl on.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Heeey sorry for the delay, didn't have access to the internet over the holidays...

Right - straight to business

Spoiler: Number 1 + Cheesiness Bonus

It's okay, they're just training their smithing ability. By Hammering ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

Spoiler: Number 2 + WTF Bonus

*humps*

WHY.... WON"T... YOU... DIIIIIEEEEEE

*humps faster*

Spoiler: Number 3

"Don't you just hate it when a guy passes out on top of you at a party.

At least, that's what I would tell people."

Spoiler: Honorable Mentions

Guard 1: What happens in the watch tower stays in the watch tower.

Guard 2: What were you saying? I was too distracted by your watch tower.

+ Innuendo Bonus

"Stop right there, criminal scum! No body is that sexy on my watch! I'm confiscating your precious goods. Now work off your fine or it's off to bed."

Spoiler: And now for something completely different.

Doesn't the one on the left look like Brad Pitt?

Also:

+ Picture and Brad Pitt recognition Bonus (1p)

Damn those landmines!

OK, I know I'm exaggerating now and going further and further away from the topic of the photo, but I'd like to try another one.

Spoiler

'As if stealing all the presents and food wasn't enough, The Grinch decided to kill the Imperial Guards and leave their bodies in naughty poses.'

Round 5

Current Scores:
Ravens_Nest - 13 points
Sasquatch99 - 9 points
Aqualung - 9 points
pimppeter2 - 7 points
Khedive Rex - 6 points
Wooty - 5 points
Ren3004 - 5 points
Sporky111 - 4 points
Sentinel10 - 3 points
Trivun - 3 points
Shapsters - 3 points
Lilgherkin - 3 points
Rawker - 2 points

 

[TheSentinel]

All the other kamikaze pilots used to laugh at him because he flew three missions and never did his job.

Now they will laugh at him for a different reason.

 

[lostclause]

When Sparta upgraded its military they took javelins to a whole new level. Some say this is madness...

 

[LilGherkin]

Only the best pilots can stab a walk-e-talk-e out of a soldiers hands. Only the worst soldiers stand in the field with the walk-e-talk-e considering a different career path.

 

[Sporky111]

This is footage of a deleted scene from the film Law Abiding Citizen, where Gerard Butlers character becomes annoyed with the phrase "radio for air support"

 

[SteakHeart]

Soldier: Dammit, you just had to interrupt my walkie-talkie sex!

EDIT: And since I'm an unoriginal bastard, I made a Demotivator of it!

Spoiler

 

[Raven's Nest]

It's okay, America is in the other direction and the pilot isn't Nigerian...

 

[Pimppeter2]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Spoiler: If you don't get it

Its the Solider speaking into Walk-e-talk-e to the plane

Spoiler: I too made a demotivator out of it.

 

[Ren3004]

'The Army's experiments with enlarging rays revealed that mosquitoes were actually highly advanced spear-fighters piloted by microscopical beings.'

 

[Sassafrass]

Soooo...this is a simulation, right?

 

[Raven's Nest]

Although his methods have become more sophisticated over the years, Wile E Coyote's plan was about to backfire yet again...

 

[Shapsters]

Alright, alright, bayonets on a gun are pretty damn cool but this is ridiculous!

 

[TheSentinel]

*trips over bump mine from the last round*

Ow! I thought we cleared all of those out!

 

[Ren3004]

Dammit, Steve, that was the one thing you had to do. Clear the bump minefield.
[sub]I hereby apologize to any other people named Steve. I was talking to my evil(er) twin brother.[/sub]

Spoiler: Extra caption.

'It was in that moment, that Pvt. Steve realized that he was indeed not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Bruce Banner always loses his powers at just the wrong time.

 

[fanklok]

I think he got the 'point'.

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Bump grenade*