The Escapist Caption Contest...

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Sporky111

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Dec 17, 2008
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Alright, it's been over 24 hours so I'll pick my winner.

Winner:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
The sad reason why spiderman 4 was cancelled
Runner Up:
Magnatek said:
Joker: Let's turn that frown upside down...oh, wait. That's not right.
 

Baby Eater

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Aug 27, 2009
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holy balls I won! :O *confetti*
I would like to thank the academy and spiderman 4 for not existing
one problem though....I don't know how to post pictures D:
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Just quote someone with an image. I always did that to all the stuff I wanted to figure out.

Or just copy me!

You can do img or IMG it doesn't matter as long as both of the letters are the same locks.

E.g: The Right Way [img7]the URL is here[/img7] Without the 7 of course.

The Wrong Way [IMG7]the URL here[/img7]

Well there you go!
 

Baby Eater

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Sci-Fi luver437 said:
Just quote someone with an image. I always did that to all the stuff I wanted to figure out.

Or just copy me!

You can do img or IMG it doesn't matter as long as both of the letters are the same locks.

E.g: The Right Way [img7]the URL is here[/img7] Without the 7 of course.

The Wrong Way [IMG7]the URL here[/img7]

Well there you go!
does it have to be in url form?
 

Baby Eater

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Aug 27, 2009
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Sorry for the wait (I had a better pic but wrong format)


"Did you wash your beak billy? Good now open wide" * throws up fish guts*

I'll post my winner and 2 runners up later tonight
 

Magnatek

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Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".
 

Baby Eater

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Magnatek said:
Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".
I'm not sure if the insanity from 4 hours of the leek song talking but that's fucking hilarious
 

Sporky111

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
Magnatek said:
Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".
I'm not sure if the insanity from 4 hours of the leek song talking but that's fucking hilarious
Especially if you can imagine it being spoken in Morgan Freeman's voice. Also, I like the irony of your picture choice coupled with your username.

"Observe now, the predatory penguin in it's natural habitat. Their main diet consists of rubber ducks, but when sufficiently hungry they will take on much larger prey. . ."
 

Nouw

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And you thought that you saw the last of the Killer Penguins from Antarctica ... *sniffle, we now weep for the death of the very young... BABY! WTF? EVEN IF THIS IS THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA CHANNEL! THIS IS TOO FAR MAN! TOO FAR!

Okay, I have another one

The Killer Penguin [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Killer_Penguin/] was in the fatal explosion of the death star and they were transfered to earth. They had to let go of all their equipment and hence began to feed on... babies...
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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"Stop stealing our ice boi!"

...Yeah I ain't very good -.-

Btw, am I allowed to post? D: I dunno if its set players or not T^T
 

Lost In The Void

When in doubt, curl up and cry
Aug 27, 2008
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sky14kemea said:
"Stop stealing our ice boi!"

...Yeah I ain't very good -.-

Btw, am I allowed to post? D: I dunno if its set players or not T^T
Don't worry it's a walk in competition

Now for my Caption

Boy: "Are You my Mommy?"
Penguin: "Nope I'm your Daddy; now you just crawl between my legs, I'll keep you nice and warm."
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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'Hitchcock would be turning in his grave if he saw the remake of the Psycho shower scene with the penguin.'

and another one

'Danny DeVito's stunt double in Batman Returns was hardly the pinnacle of movie technology.'