The Escapist Improv Group

[SpaceSpork]

Okay, this is an improv forum game. In case you don't know what improv is, every post will be someone reacting to the last person's post. Speaking should be inside quotations, and actions (Walking, dancing) should be in asterisks! Game, go!

"Hey, everyone! Johnny Depp has been elected president!"

 

[delet]

"What!? What happened to all those votes Madonna had?"

 

[Berethond]

"What votes? I thought everyone was voting for Obama like last time."

 

[delet]

"Obama promised us, above all else, good movies. I've yet to see anything good while he's been in office. Maybe with an actor holding the title of President we'll see something good, but that doesn't change the fact that Madonna totally should have won.

I'm going to have to sleep on this lest my rage overcome me."
*walks out of room*

 

[Pimppeter2]

"No!!! Come back!!! I love you!!!"

 

[Captainguy42]

" Dammit Pimp you know what Aby_Z's parents said, they'll never let a man like you near Aby! Not after the accident."

 

[CounterAttack]

"Yeah, man. You remember the accident, right?" *puts on gloves and grabs a bucket and a stick* "I'm sure you remember these..."

 

[Insanum]

"Blimey, I havent seen a bucket like that since the great bucket famine of 1964..."

 

[sky14kemea]

"It's not as bad as the stick famine of 1989...." *sighs*

 

[Code Monkey]

"I remember that! I had to use a carrot to poke people."

 

[SpaceSpork]

"I used broccoli!"

 

[Ren3004]

*gasp* "You didn't!"

 

[rdaleric]

he did, without compucntion and malice aforethought, which is why it was a guilty verdict

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Ha! But you didn't use quotation marks! Therefore your post is null and void!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

*gasp* "But...why?!" *falls to knees, sobbing*

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Because, Pm0n3y, I was desperate. And now," *Pulls out broccoli* "I'm desperate again."

 

[Ren3004]

*holds up garbage can lid* "Stop right there!"

 

[delet]

*Walks into room* "... I missed a lot in my nights' sleep, didn't I...?"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"You should go to sleep now so I may continue with my plot" *evil laughter*

 

[delet]

"But I'm not tired now... I'll just sit here in the corner till I feel needed I guess."
*Takes out Necronomicon, sits in a chair and starts reading.*