The Escapist SF IV Throwdown: ROUND ONE (Logan vs. Funk, Tom vs. Keane)

[Vortigar]

I think I backed Funk, but now I can't remember. Oh well... I wish we had some sort of "escapist fake currency" that we could bet on the outcome of matches. Then the winner would be the one with the most E-Dollars.

I'll bet you twenty PD Keane's taking the next math as well, no one's stopping that glorious piece of man.

That's Pony Dollars btw.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

 

[Ancientgamer]

NOOooooo, I still believe in you Logan, don't worry!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

 

[Valiance]

I suppose it's fair.... ;P

I know how you feel. You have to let the less-skilled players win SOMETIMES...just to lead them on.

 

[John Funk]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

 

[Acid Armageddon]

The epicness of these battles makes me weep! WEEP!

 

[Ronwue]

Go for Funk. I have my money on you.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

*cough*JEALOUS*cough*

 

[starrman]

Logan! Noooo!! I feel a desire to emigrate to escape the sudden decline in national pride

 

[John Funk]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

*cough*JEALOUS*cough*

Why would I be jealous? Four up, four down - as much as he would try to deceive you, poor Logan never stood a chance. He was outclassed, outplanned, and outmatched from the get-go.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

*cough*JEALOUS*cough*

Why would I be jealous? Four up, four down - as much as he would try to deceive you, poor Logan never stood a chance. He was outclassed, outplanned, and outmatched from the get-go.

Well, alright, maybe i'm just bitter. But still, he shares his name with Wolverine, that counts for something.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Congrats on victory Keane!

A raging river will always erode a rocky defense.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

why won't they make videos?

Oh and Keane, you the man.

Because making videos involves getting our Team Hollywood into the play, using their valuable time, and since I'm the only one in-house we'd only be able to capture my matches

So we would just get to see you win all the time? Why aren't you going to capture them? It will just be the best fights.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

You know why funk won? Because he Picked sakura! Hell yeah baby! Go with the funk!

 

[tendo82]

Did I expect to lose to Keane?

Yes, when I realized he and his cronies were tampering with my broadband provider and creating incredible lag issues for me. That's right, LAG lost this battle for me. I'm a frame counter and when my frame count rhythm gets thrown off forget about it. Not to mention the fact that all my messiah kicks were executing early.

Honestly this loss is like is like taking one to the face from a glove that's been laced with ether. Actually I'll go one further, it's kind of like getting your ear bitten off mid way through a match. I'm not saying I'm the Evander Holyfield of SFIV I'm just saying that Keane might be the Mike Tyson post prison of the Street Fighter world.

 

[tendo82]

As for Funk and Nilcypher:

Prepare to be Rufus-rolled.

Oh yes, the angels will still cry.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Go go Power Ran...Keane! Go Keane! Hah, Logan won´t get time to realize what hit him. Enjoyed the summaries, by the way. Nice work.

 

[KaZZaP]

Sagat is a beast of course he won.

 

[John Funk]

As for Funk and Nilcypher:

Prepare to be Rufus-rolled.

Oh yes, the angels will still cry.

I'm never going to give you up, Tom.

Never going to give up kicking your ass, that is.