The Escapist SF IV Throwdown: ROUND ONE (Logan vs. Funk, Tom vs. Keane)

[ThePlasmatizer]

I bet Logan is still sitting in front of his TV screen, controller in hand, still in shock.

lol jk

 

[new_age_reject]

Damn you Logan!
Don't be a great British gentleman now, this is the second coming of the battle of Britain... without the spitfires...

 

[SsilverR]

LOGAN!!! ffs dude you're playing as a self absorbed homicidal sociopathic narcissist ... START ACTING LIKE ONE!!

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

OMG Logan I'm deeply dissapointed in you.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I know Tom will bounce back. I mean he uses the largest fighter, and he makes puns referring to a popular (and dreaded) internet meme? He can't lose again!
I just saw Funk's reply to Tom, dear lord the bad puns! Still, nowhere near the bad puns in Diablo 2 act 1.
You the man Tom.

 

[Eric the Orange]

So far I am justified in my backing. I mean who can take the funk.

My predictions for later matches are that logan will continue to lose and defend his loss by saying he dosen't want to break there widdle hearts. So keane will beat logan, and funk will beat Tom, placing bouth of them at 2-0, to make a final epic match which will change the world.

 

[Fightbulb]

I knew I was backing a winner. Go go Keane!

 

[Keane Ng]

Keane might be the Mike Tyson post prison of the Street Fighter world.

Going to take this as a compliment.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

I know you beat me Funk, but lame squared? Come on, you can do better than that.

 

[Woe Is You]

Keane might be the Mike Tyson post prison of the Street Fighter world.

Going to take this as a compliment.

How does that ear taste?

 

[Keane Ng]

Keane might be the Mike Tyson post prison of the Street Fighter world.

Going to take this as a compliment.

How does that ear taste?

Tastes like victory.

 

[BIGpanda]

Keane had better won against logan's vega. He had the power of mini-skirts and love backing him up of course but I still expected nothing less of victory.

round 2 should be promising.

 

[Say Anything]

Not even a little bit disappointed that Logan lost round one. This stone warrior actually has a heart, and him letting Funk win obviously showed who the true winner was - Funk is like a fiancee (suitingly so, choosing a female character. Wipe the make-up off of your lips, buddy.), horrible at everything that is life who only relies on other's pity to win. Nilcypher is our true hero - he doesn't need fame to feel good about himself, and he'd rather keep an enemy friend than win some pointless contest.

Great job, Logan, and keep it up.

 

[John Funk]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

I know you beat me Funk, but lame squared? Come on, you can do better than that.

Hey dude, just trying to go easy on you. Would you prefer pathetic and soul-crushingly failure squared? The sort of failure that even 4chan would be all "aww no, man, that's too much. We can't go that far."

 

[nova18]

Nooo!!! ENDO!!! How could you lose? especially with Rufus? His speed should have rocked Sagat. I'm so disappointed dude. I was really rooting for you.

I backed Endo as well
Ahhh well, hes still cool.

 

[Fenring]

No Tom! How could you lose?!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Keane!

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Keep going Kean, I got a badge riding on your ass you sweet monkey!