The Escapist SF IV Throwdown: ROUND ONE (Logan vs. Funk, Tom vs. Keane)

[chuckman1]

I made the right choice.
Go Keane.

 

[13lackfriday]

KEAAAAAAAAANE!!!

Hoo-rah!

I knew I made the right bet.

 

[Dogstile]

ok, i now go with funk, for pure awesomeness

seriously, the girls are always the better characters anyway

 

[Jumplion]

KEA-ENE! KEA-ENE!

[/bad chant]

Keane's going to whops some ass baby!

 

[Blind0bserver]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

I know you beat me Funk, but lame squared? Come on, you can do better than that.

Hey dude, just trying to go easy on you. Would you prefer pathetic and soul-crushingly failure squared? The sort of failure that even 4chan would be all "aww no, man, that's too much. We can't go that far."

Nilcypher takes some much needed pity on you and this is how you thank him? You have no sense of honor, Funk, this much is evident. At this point this insult of yours has sealed your fate. You will surely fail. The next time nilcypher faces you in combat, he will destroy you.

 

[Woe Is You]

You know Nilcypher has it bad when other people have to defend for him. ;>

 

[Hman121]

I'm not too surprised that Keane won. I mean, c'mon, its Keane.

 

[rottenbutter]

You know Nilcypher has it bad when other people have to defend for him. ;>

Other people don't have to defend him. He can defend himself. He just has better things to do.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I'll be the first to suck it up and say it.

"You can't fake the Funk."

Oh yes, I went there.

 

[Vortigar]

Keane might be the Mike Tyson post prison of the Street Fighter world.

Going to take this as a compliment.

How does that ear taste?

Tastes like victory.

"Everybody's got a plan... Until they get hit."

Tyson ownz you,

by proxy,

through grand master Keane.

Best to just give up right now boys.

 

[zebrin]

ahh, c'mon Nilcypher. you lost the first round, take the next three.
by the way, what happens in the event of a tie?

 

[Nutcase]

How in hades does someone using arcade sticks lose to someone using a D-pad? A standard D-pad at that? Cmon Keane Ng, ya let me down. There will be no ponies in your future my friend.

Oh ye of little faith and also misreading the report.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Dammit Logan! Chivalry will get you no where! C'mon, you share your name with Wolverine, that instantly makes you better.

Dont forget he's playing vega! That is awesome squared!

I think you mean lame squared.

Clearly lies! *weeps a little tear*

 

[Lord Krunk]

What's one round, when there are 2 more instances of kicking ass to go?

Nil, you had better win. I have perfectly good woodchips money on the line here.

Swing that Banhammer like you mean it!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

What's one round, when there are 2 more instances of kicking ass to go?

Nil, you had better win. I have perfectly good woodchips money on the line here.

Swing that Banhammer like you mean it!

Quoted for truth!

Let us hear Vega's Yodel!

 

[kellenheller]

Endo's gonna put an end to you yo! It's time to throw down like a fat kid in a Hostess cake factory!

 

[Spinwhiz]

This is so awesome! I got dibs on next game *puts quarter up*