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jonnosferatu

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Mostly small stuff; nothing game-related. Highlights:

Heavy-duty gym bag, which'll be nice because it'll ease transportation of chains etc. and make it easier to keep everything dry whenever I have to take stuff to and from the gym.

Icy-Hot No-Mess Applicator; ironically, I was planning on buying a bottle of Blue Heat (...quick guide here is that they're liniments, which help to alleviate pain and promote recovery. If pain were some kind of physical, harmable entity, Icy-Hot would be like poking it with a sharp stick. Blue Heat, on the other hand, would be analogous to hitting it with a tactical nuke).

Various dorm supplies.

Overall, this was one of the nicer Christmas hauls I've had, because it's the closest I've come in a while to getting a complete set of gifts that actually have some kind of value to me. My parents still have yet to buy me a sled, a singlet, or any other powerlifting stuff (frankly, a bench shirt springs to mind as the most obvious example, but I don't lift in gear and those cost hundreds of dollars, so...well, it'd be a really joyous Christmas, but not for whoever bought it). Still, the bag and the icy-hot alone are pretty great.
 

300lb. Samoan

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I got Arkham Asylum! And Psychonauts and COD4 because I only got an xbox 360 two months ago! Also Inglorious Basterds, and albums by Cage the Elephant and Them Crooked Vultures! AWESOME CHRISTMAS!
 

Taco of flames

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A titanium spork, some t-shirts, some candy, and I kind of stopped paying attention after I got the titanium spork. I was just like, "It really IS this awesome!" Turns out, it actually makes things just that much more awesome when you eat with it.

Best memory ever? I'm not sure, really. I don't think I've ever really had any specific wishlist for Christmas, so I never got something I had really, really wanted, until I met ThinkGeek.com.(Not advertisement, but I am an appreciative customer) The t-shirts and the random geeky stuff just really appealed to me, and I got said stuff as gifts this year, making me nerdgasm a bit. So, this year would go down as my favorite, I guess.
 

The Red Spy

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Watch, iPod touch, Assassins Creed 2 and Band of Brothers box set.
Ready for the next 12 months :)

Best? Not sure actually, my Xbox has been my most used but I don't pick any as a favourite.
 
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Well, I got lots of candy, Assassin's Creed 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time, and God of War 2. I am happy :D

My most memorable christmas was when I got my Playstation 1.

That this was the best, and I still have it actually :)
 

Vern

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Got a new video card, STALKER: Clear Sky, and MST3K: The Final Sacrifice on DVD. I'm very much content. There's still some other gifts waiting, but due to a blizzard they'll have to wait til Sunday, but it's probably just money. Which is also nice.
 

sizzle949

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39 inch LCD TV with surround sound system and all about two years ago... the funny thing is that we are relatively poor (live in shitty two room apartment)
 

scoobyduped

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An iPhone (which I can't use until tomorrow because I need to activate it, and the AT&T store is closed today), Assassin's Creed II, Fallout 3 GOTY, some clothes, and some cool stuff my stepsister brought back from Israel.
 

ccdistancerunner

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To update, now I've gotten an Alexander Ovechkin jersey!
Also, Need for Speed Carbon for the PS2, adidas tricot black pants, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin for DS, Captain Morgan tee, stupid saying tee, ice scraper, boxers.
 

FinalHeart95

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My Uncle got a PS3 this year, does that count?

As for me, I got a nice 19" LCD for my room. And New Super Mario Bros. Wii. That's all so far as for games, but I'm 100% I'll get more (with confirmation from my dad). Although my brother got The World Ends With You and Chrono Trigger DS... so guess who's DS and games I'm stealing!
 

Fenring

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By best Christmas memory was the year when I got my own tree. I had to buy it myself, and decorate it, but it was worth it. There weren't too many presents around it, but it was cool to wake up and have the first thing I see is a fully ornamented and lighted tree. Twas awesome.

In other news, I just got 1600 Live points from my sister, I have three main things I want to buy with it. I'd appreciate some advice. Viva Pinata, BF: Bad Company, or some Rock Band DLC and Peggle Nights?
 

Jared

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I remember waking up to my Sega Megadrive when I oh so young! Best, Surprise, Ever!
 

DemonicVixen

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Being able to have £80 extra that my mother knows nothing about lol. Plus the £80 that she has given me and the promise of a £100 EMA bonus in January... yeah i think this was the best time so far.
 

Ganthrinor

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Generally all I want for the hilodays is to be left alone and excluded from the forced gaitey of others.


I have yet to recieve this gift.
 

CustomMagnum

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Well, I guess my best Christmas memory would be the year that I got my PS2. Or the year that I got a drum set. I'm not really sure.
 

Dyp100

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I got...Err, nothing?

Yep, I got money from my grandmother last month, kinda it.

And no, John, not all of us has had a moment where we got what we wanted for Christmas...Also, I'm British, never seen eggnog in my life. 8D

And never really had a fond memory, always ends up with adults drunk and people arguing. (Like they are now, downstairs.) Plus I'm always sick on Christmas, only time of the year where I get sick. (Like right now) and the food is normally...Average, really, I can't eat turkey, so not very traditional for me.

I don't even celebrate Christmas, being atheist, but I can still be grumpy about it.
 

Zephirius

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Not so much greatest present I've ever wanted, more like best present I'd never wanted (and hadn't thought of). I'm a bit of a Cold War fanatic, and today, when we had a tombola for presents, it turned out my aunt had brought a Molnija pocket watch with an engraving of Lenin on the back as an option.

Most awesome gift I've never wanted? Hells yes. I can't imagine how I ever lived without the gentle ticking of this handcrafted work of art.

EDIT: Did I mention the box having only one English sentence, the rest entirely in Russian, and the Russian form (with oodles of text on one side) included, with a number written on it in pen? I can only imagine where this watch has been, and who wrote this number. My aunt bought it on a market near her about 5 years ago.

Excuse me while I return to my precious..er..I mean..fantastic gift.