The Escapists Pokemon Recipe Book

[Fniff]

Mudkips. No seriously, just take a living Mudkip and take a bite out of it.

I prefer to sprinkle it with salt and pepper,stuff it with garlic and chop it into 3 bits.

Though, I do have a pet Mudkip...

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

Sweet & Sour Meowth

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

[HEADING=2]Oddish Salad[/HEADING]

Ingredients

• 
  
  4 washed and sliced Oddish
  1/2 cup thinly sliced onion
  1 cup diced fresh tomato
  1 1/4 teaspoons salt
  1 small clove garlic, minced
  1/8 teaspoon pepper
  1 teaspoon finely chopped fresh basil or fresh mint
  2 tablespoons lemon juice
  2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  3 peeled and washed Bellsprout
  fresh chopped parsley for garnish

Preparation

• Combine sliced Oddish, onion, Bellsprout leaves and tomato. Whisk together the salt, garlic, pepper, basil or mint, lemon juice, and vegetable oil. Toss with salad then garnish with parsley.

[small]Not hugely inspired this time, but still seems tasty. I'm determined to get this book properly published :][/small]

 

[Me55enger]

Tengela Spaghetti.

Best served post mortem.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Oddish.

Just oddish.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

[small]Now for something a little more upmarket:[/small]

[HEADING=2]Honey Roast Spoink[/HEADING]
Ingredients

• 1.8 kg (4 lb) Spoink joint
  1 onion
  20 cloves
  2 Bayleef shoots
  10 peppercorns

For the glaze

• 40 g (1 3/4 oz) soft brown sugar
  grated rind and juice of 1 large orange
  2 tbsp runny honey
  2 tbsp wholegrain mustard

Method

• 
  1. Soak the Spoink joint in a bowl of cold water for at least 3 hours.
  
  2. Drain and then place the Spoink in a large saucepan.
  
  3. Stud the onion with the 4 cloves and add to the pan with the Bayleef shoots and peppercorns.
  
  4. Cover with water, bring to the boil, cover and simmer for 1 hour.
  
  5. Preheat the Charmander to 200°C/400°F.
  
  6. Drain the Spoink, remove the skin and most of the fat.
  
  7. Score the remaining fat into diamonds, stud with the remaining cloves and place in a roasting tin.
  
  8. Mix together the ingredients for the glaze, and spoon over the Spoink.
  
  9. Bake for 45 minutes, basting 3 - 4 times during the cooking time.

[small]I'm not sure how I'm going to top "preheat the Charmander" in any more recipes..[/small]

 

[Little Duck]

Poke Curry

You will need:

250g of rice
1/2 pt of water
1 x Execute
1 x Charmander for added heat
1 x Pokeball

Instructions

1) Pour the water into a saucepan and pre-heat
2) Put rice into the saucepan
3) Break up the execute into a bowl
4) Throw everything you just did out the window and go out and catch the Poke curry with the charmander, nintendo have probably invented one now.

 

[CompanionCube]

Squirtle Stew: Rich thick soup with chunks of Squirtle


Deep-Fried Mudkip

 

[Christemo]

Farfetch´d Christmas Meal.

step 1: take a farfetch´d and pluck it alive.
step 2: kill it (preferably beaten to death with a poke ball) and fry it.
step 3: stuff it with oddish leaves.
step 4: enjoy!

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

For christmas stuffed Pikachu with a side of roast Charmander.

 

[JacOak]

Tengela Spaghetti.

Best served post mortem.

And hold the eyeballs. Cookie now.

And again...

[HEADING=2]Miltank Tartare[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Oddish Salad[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Honey Roast Spoink[/HEADING]

This man deserves much hugging.

I'm determined to get this book properly published :]

If only.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Abra Surprise!

1. To kill Abra snack its neck until it cracks

2. Roast in a pan with assortments of berries (Oran works well)

3. Sprinkle with powdered Geodude

4. Place back into oven and use live Koffing to smoke for 40 minutes

5. Realise that Abra teleported slightly before death.

6. Hold back sadness.

 

[Jenkins]

Kentucky fried mudkip.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Roast Torchic sprinkled with stun spore (for that extra kick) and chopped Oddish. If desired, Torchic may be substituted for Piplup.

 

[Zildjin81]

Some of these actually sound good, in a kind of disturbing way.

 

[geldonyetich]

Apparently eating Pokemon is canon. I seem to recall at least one episode of Pokemon where Magikarp are being sold at the fish market.

Perhaps an exquisite Grass Pokemon salad made up chopped and tossed parts of each and every one. Gotta catch em' all, you know.

Nah. No matter how you prepare them, Anime characters taste like cellulose.

 

[JacOak]

WANT.

[Nah. No matter how you prepare them, Anime characters taste like celluloid.

And I fixed that for ya.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

KFD.

Kentucky Fried Doduo.

 

[messy]

I love this topic. It wins the topic of the day award. Which is something I've just made up. But still.

Let's do this three course style!

Starter:
Togepi omelette with ham and cheese.

Togepi! you bastard! All he does is bring love and happiness and the most adorable metronome and you eat him.

OT; Bell sprout, stem removed leaving only bell shaped head, add to this blended Ditto (that was just shown a picture of a strawberry), the crushed icey wings or an Articuno, Milktank milk and a single cherubi(one of the 4th gen ones; essentially a cherry http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-dp/420.shtml [this is what is looks like])

And ta da! you have the your pokemon Sunday in an edible cup and the desert you were looking for

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Some of these actually sound good, in a kind of disturbing way.

I KNOW. It's like you can picture it and everything and you think. "yeah that looks tasty"

OT: i'm laughing so hard i can't think of anything. Maybe an eggxucutor pina colada?