The FAIL Game!

[CounterAttack]

You get backstabbed as Scout. Fail.

You build a working portal gun.

 

[atv_chic_18]

It back fires and sends you through the portal.

You visit a the Hershey's Chocolate Factory.

 

[CounterAttack]

They're closed. Fail.

You find a stash of gold bars in your basement.

 

[Randoms]

they're glued to the floor. Fail

You have a gun

 

[Vor@Tan]

it's a water pistol, not master cheif fail ^^

there's mutant, slobbering, groteque monsters running/leaping/biting your nipples off...

 

[Vrex360]

... it however has a weakness to cheese, fail.

There is a Sangheili armada on their way to demolish this pathetic bloody planet and presumably pick me up too....

 

[oppp7]

...and they all get owned by one guy. EPIC FAIL!
You try to start your airplane...

 

[Sleekgiant]

to see it fall out, genes FAIL

You try to tell a funny story....

 

[Asturiel]

and start insulting your own mother FAIL.

You try to climb a latter...

@Goat: Congrats on 10k posts goat.

 

[Sleekgiant]

and realize it's misspelled, grammar FAIL

You thought you were smart until...

 

[Asturiel]

It blows people's mind (literally) FAIL

You try to get food...

@Goat: No problemo

 

[Sleekgiant]

but realize your not hungry, stomach FAIL

You try to make waffles

 

[oppp7]

...and blow up my house. FAIL!
You steal a steamroller...

 

[blacklaughter]

...and roll over your car. FAIL!
You go to China...

 

[Sleekgiant]

and get lead poisoning. FAIL

You tried to update Internet Explorer..

 

[BadassEwok]

Then bill gates pops out of your computor and rips your balls off. FAIL
while eating a warm apple pie...

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I realised that there were drug-coated razors inside it. FAIL.

You went beyond the impossible and kicked reason to the curb.

 

[BadassEwok]

...to find that pingu ate my frickin' twinkie.

whilst searching for an invisible...