The FAIL Game!

[CaptainButterscotch]

Richard Simmons is staring at you with the LOLWUT face. FAIL
You ask for a burger at burger king and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

they tell you the broiler and the soda machine are broken. FAIL.

You ask for a milkshake and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

They broke the Shake machine, too? lolfail?
You're watching youtube and...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

BOOM! HEADSHOT! Fail.

You eat smoked salmon and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

the master hand pops out and smacks you in the face. FAIL!

You attempt to take the crown of the King and

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

He blasts you with a 12 gague. Fail!
You're eating a bigmac and....

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You just fail at eating it.
You smile and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You get full then go to poo and blow up. FAIL!!

You're making special awesome sauce and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

FINISH HIM!!!! Fail.
You're eating a bagel and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It turns into a round blade and cuts you. FAIL.

You start making a transformer when...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

It turns into Bob Ross and Shanks you with a paintbrush. FAIL!

You go on Maury and....

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOU ARE THE FATHER!! Epic Fail.

You go on Jerry Springer and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

He tries hitting on you. FAIL!

You're in a glass shop and......

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

you sneeze making everything break and the crazed old chinese man running it make you pay for everyting. FAIR!!!!!!


You try learning Engrish and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

You end up learning french. FAIL!

You're reading anime and...

 

[oranheoz]

Your Cat Tears Off Your Little Toe FAIL!


Your Playing Cards And A Mysterious Card Pops Up That U Have Never Seen Before It Says...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOU LOSE!!!! Fail.

You try answering your phone when...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Your hands both blow up. Epic fail.

You try to hypnotize people wit your avatar and...

 

[TheStickman]

They kill you in their hypnotized state. FAIL.

You're on the escapist and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Your computer explodes from the awesomeness FAIL!!!

You walking down the street drinking a soda and...