The FAIL Game!

[TheDoctor455]

are repeatedly killed off by single shotgun blasts. FAIL!

I AM SYLAR...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Of the 922-14485491584th time. UNDERSTATEMENT EPIC FAIL

The heavy used the sanvich

 

[homerunman]

on britney spears. fail (more like win)

the man went to commit a heinous crime...

 

[Fraught]

...and got hit by a truck right after he left his house. FAIL!

The man went to go buy some groceries...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

...but instead he bought a piece of pie. Fail?

While reviving your friend...

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I got distracted by a penny on the ground and jumped off to get it. FAIL.

You were raking leaves...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

until the momma leaf comes and kicks yo ass

You failed?

 

[Raven's Nest]

In the wrong direction... On a treadmill...FAIL!

No, I am your father!

 

[Smagmuck_]

No, she is your father, FAIL!


The PS3 usually...

 

[Raven's Nest]

Usually makes a smaller version of itself with every incarnation but this time doesn't let you spin the logo around!!! FAIL!

The banhammer is swinging when...

 

[Pm0n3y]

...a guy sits down on a toilet to take a number 2. Unfortunately for him, that bathroom was infamous for its bad plumbing...
Long story short, a snake crawled up his butt. Then a runaway Banhammer lopped his head off. EPIC FAIL.

A win game is your achieve...

 

[TheDoctor455]

...ment. But then the game crashes during a loading screen, corrupting all of my save games! EPIC FUCKING FAIL!!!!


You go to steal something from a museum...

 

[jkbrowns]

when you realize the "statue" you were stealing was a security guard. FAIL

A screamer came up on my computer...

 

[Pm0n3y]

....And i pissed myself! FAIL.

I was late for a meeting...

 

[CounterAttack]

and then realized I don't even work there anymore. FAIL.

You bring your date back to your place for the night...

 

[TheSentinel]

And your date slaps you and runs away.

You go grocery shopping.

 

[slipknot4]

...at the white house and before you realise you went to the wrong store you get pinned down and killed by snipers. FAIL!

You are pouring up coffee in a cup when...

 

[Vor@Tan]

you realize you should be pouring downwards, gravity fail

your drilling a hole...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop