Kindergarten - Lunch Time
I shat briques when I saw all the other children eating pears. When I was some unknown age (3-4), I saw my dad eating some pears and asked if I could have some. He told me that only adults could eat them. So, from then on, (til kindergarten) I really believed that pears fell into the same group as cigarettes and alcohol, only adults could use them. Oh my, did I flip out that say when they served them at lunchtime. I went home and said DAAAAD guess what I ate today! My dads quite the joker, and he had completely forgot he said that, he had unknowingly planted a seed in my mind, along with many others.
Other things my dad made me scared of:
automatic carwashes
tornado sirens (we lived in kansas)
cement trucks
bees (which I still am scared of to this day)
such a joker