The Funniest Insult You Can Think Of?

[dumbseizure]

haha mine has to be "go blow a pole"

 

[Scythos]

You wouldn't be pretty if you where thin. My girlfriend told me that one.

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Snekcid_Eillib]

Your mama's so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and goes, "Okay."

 

[Fox1789]

"I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES *****!"

 

[ObliviousSight]

My personal favourite has to be a quotation from Winston Churchill.

Woman: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But, in the morning, I shall be sober.

 

[Drakulla]

I hate u

 

[Zombie_Fish]

DIE!!!

EDIT: Better one: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

 

[Bluebacon]

Another Churchill classic: "He is a modest man, with much to be modest about"

 

[Jung_Yul]

Best insult:
I'm afraid that I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis, and as such, I must end this conversation and move away from you before my I.Q. begins to drop.

Favorite threat:
I'll stab you to death... with toothpicks.

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

You are socially inept due to an unloving childhood, your mum didn't care about and your father was too busy beating her and you to be a sufficient role model.

Am I doing it right?! lol

 

[MoganFreeman]

"My god, You are to [something] what Helen Keller would have been to competitive paintball."

 

[the Tadman]

You have the teeth of Austin Powers!

 

[Kyvinaria]

Fuck your Couch. I regularly use this one

 

[uncle-ellis]

"Shut it you dick less freak"

"dad You're a homosexual alcoholic"!

My friend: "Ergh this doe sent fit"
*I point to this girl in my class who apparently cried when her boyfriend's(who is 3 years above her) Ding dong didnt fit in her back door*
Me: "Thats what she said"!

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I heard this on YouTube of all things, prank calls are just lovely. This dude calls to an Restaurant and of course starts "doing his thing". So after a few seconds I hear the dude from the restaurant say:

"YOUR FATHER FUCKED YOUR MOTHER" has an insult towards the prank caller. I admit I laughed hard at that one.

 

[iJosh]

This is what you would reply to if the guy thinks he is all that and says, "Oh that was a good come back"

Then you reply, "Shut up fag, You asked for a good come back? I'd just wipe it off your mums face."

er, "Do you know what? Millions of my potential children died on your mums face last night."

 

[Nomad]

how appropiate, you fight like a cow.

Damnit, I was going to pick that one. Seconded, anyway.

 

[dnnydllr]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elder berries!!!