The Funniest Insult You Can Think Of?
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I love this one.Delicious said:
I'm not really good at coming up with insults but not long ago I had this great moment with a friend. Apparently he wanted to prank me, here's what happend.
Him: You know what your mother told me last night?
Me: Yea she told me to, is your d*ck really THAT tiny.
A great moment that was.
heard this one on Killing Floor just now -> YUR MUM NEVR TOOK HISTORY IN CLASS HA
i always like to say: i'd engage in a battle of wits with you, but i don't fight people who haven't got anything to fight with.
i always like to say: i'd engage in a battle of wits with you, but i don't fight people who haven't got anything to fight with.
Gotta be Stepen Fry.
"I hate you, I despise you, I loathe you. Everything about you DISGUSTS me. Your ears, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, legs, knees, stomach, ribs and bottom make me want to vomit up. You're
repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, I want to twist your nipples off and throw them to the dogs. You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror,
you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the
ooze of a burst boil; I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat;
your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum."
"I hate you, I despise you, I loathe you. Everything about you DISGUSTS me. Your ears, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, legs, knees, stomach, ribs and bottom make me want to vomit up. You're
repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, I want to twist your nipples off and throw them to the dogs. You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror,
you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the
ooze of a burst boil; I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat;
your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum."
your so stupid, if i tried to intelligently insult you, i'd kill myself because you would not understand the masterpiece that has just been thown in your face
h yea well your a gay fish!
No you,
You are the cum your mum should have swallowed,
You are the shit stains on the underpants of society,
You blowjob
You are the cum your mum should have swallowed,
You are the shit stains on the underpants of society,
You blowjob
There were some girls at my Tafe who are snobby annoying hateful little scrags who every day sort of try to insult me for apparently being a retard, and you know what I said to them:
"Don't go blaming me for all your problems, just because you are aware that in the Business world you are destined to spend more time UNDER a desk then BEHIND one is no reason to take it out on ME."
Hah, I burned them.
"Don't go blaming me for all your problems, just because you are aware that in the Business world you are destined to spend more time UNDER a desk then BEHIND one is no reason to take it out on ME."
Hah, I burned them.
