The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for bringing a pizza to my cake party!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking pizza and for mentioning cake.
[sup]The cake is a lie![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling in a massive unit.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking massive units.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for having a massive unit.
[sup]c wat i did thar?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have only one massive unit.

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing more.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need more.
[sup]They just look so awesome...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making more than three death star knockoffs.
[sup]I know...damn you and your budgets.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing about my Death Egg knockoffs.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lighting fires with remotes!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not nearly knowing every way I can light fires.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wiping my windscreen with tears!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dragging a rock all over the place!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a canyon out of the rocky hills.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For faceplanting in the wall.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wallplanting things into a block.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to grab all the cake.

 

[Neonbob]

...for becoming a don of a prison.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to resurrect me.