The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for setting up such a wonderful joke.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not taking the joke further.
[sup]What joke are you talking about?
I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with cutting your heart out with a spoon.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a madman of lower magnitudes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having toblerone.

 

[Neonbob]

...for loading Mountain Dew in my shipment of lettuce.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For ninjaing me with your previous post!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing I was busy turning said rotary phone into a minigun.

 

[Neonbob]

...for layering your face with tape.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For smothering the cookies with mustard.

 

[Neonbob]

...for eliminating my dominoes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting said dominoes on a planet on which I was testing the newest Death Star model prototype.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I just ate Zion.

 

[Neonbob]

...for farting the national anthem of zimbabwe.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Wow, I'm even more talented than I thought! To fart a song that I've never even heard..."