The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for having a psychic ass!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing about the powers in the rest of my body!
[sup]Note that I don't have a body...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for having an unfair advantage at musical chairs!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting tacks in the seats.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a musical butt.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not putting that in the artists thread!
[sup]You really should.
They're GOOD.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being too damn modest.
[sup]fuck yeah.
Seriously, post them in the Artist thread. They are awesome.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting your ego deflate!
[sup]You shall! [/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for throwing bricks at orphans.

 

[Neonbob]

...for living in a bad time!
[sup]I know. But it's fucking rewarding.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for loading zinc into your soda!
[sup]Yes. Very nicely.[/sup]