The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For pudding!

 

[Lambi]

For Vanilla Ice!

[sup]Ice, ice, baby.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for forcing me to throw you in a pool.

 

[Baby Eater]

...for throwing me in the Sess pool.

 

[Lambi]

For not going to Sas's pool instead!

 

[Baby Eater]

For giving me the wrong map!

[sup] It just has a picture of you and arrows going every other direction.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For getting your boots stuck in a pit of marmalade!

 

[Baby Eater]

For killing a unicorn 3 weeks from retirement!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "My God...
Oh wait, that's me!
He only killed 1 unicorn!!!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to invite a guy who'd ruin all my fun by killing all unicorns too fast.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling an M60 subtle.

 

[reg42]

For overlooking the guitar as a weapon

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For overlooking a newspaper as a potential weapon.

 

[reg42]

For thinking a newspaper could beat a guitar. Pssht.