The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for listening to the mean green fatso.

 

[Ren3004]

For not congratulating me for being a Wordsmith.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting a post count where it's not as fun anymore to use the OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!! meme.

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing we hid his posts.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, actually, most of my posts are in this thread..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing your eyes to leave your head!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not allowing your eyes to go where they want!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting chili powder in kinks.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For causing downloads to be slow!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a demo that didn't work for me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For mumbling about messy meals.

 

[Neonbob]

...for yelling about your mistreatment.

 

[Neonbob]

...for smacking people with meat!

 

[Neonbob]

...for living in squalid conditions.