The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a weekend.
[sup]I want one too![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving people days of love.

 

[Lambi]

For not giving them days of pudding!

 

[reg42]

...for making peace not war
...for ninja'ing me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For squabling over pet rocks!

 

[Neonbob]

...for throwing people into a bar!

 

[Ren3004]

For being a show-off.

 

[Neonbob]

...for living in squalor and gold.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For stealing said gold!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting toothpaste in a foot creme tube!

 

[Ren3004]

For not using the strawberry toothpaste.
[sub]Much, much better.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding up a bank with a straw.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not filling the bags fast enough with money!

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling a bag with too much liquid!