The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for giving me your liver.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating said liver instead of selling it on the black market!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to keep it around.

 

[Neonbob]

...for upgrading your own legs.

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking your tattoos on someone's hair!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For inventing hair-tattoos and getting rich!
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[Neonbob]

...for loving yourself all day long.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hating yourself all day long.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a manly man with womanly traits.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For contradicting yourself!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting I contradict everything you think is reality, logic and common sense!

 

[Ren3004]

For having an imagination.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your imagination to horrible uses!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting his imagination to good uses.

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing people to slap you all day long.