The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting people to to talk about it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not putting said rear to the flame!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being on my side in this flamewar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not joining me in the flamefest!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting grizzly bears in my pants drawer!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having an unnecessarily big pants drawer!
[sup]Are you compensating for something?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not having a gigantic pants drawer!
[sup]It's a nice cozy place to sleep![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, the grizzly bears agree!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for sending the bears to circus training school!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a circus training school inside your pants drawer!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not paying me the tuition!

 

[Lambi]

For jiggling!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For singing Christmas Carols during summer!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting things out of their cage to waltz around the town!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking it when I let Godzilla and Cthulhu out of their cage for a bit of exercise.

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to like having lizards and tentacle faces try to kiss me!