The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For gravely underestimating a newspaper as a weapon!

 

[reg42]

For forgetting my trump card against newpaper, the lighter!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it will hurt less when I stab you with a BURNING newspaper!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to confirm your address.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking bubblebaths!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting meat on my CD tray!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I was sing he CD burning laser to grill said meat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a sober man in the pile of drunks!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it's an experiment to see if exposure of a non-intoxicated subject to alcoholic fumes from the breath of intoxicated subjects could intoxicate the non-intoxicated subject.

 

[Neonbob]

...for involving me in experiments of a highly classified nature.

 

[reg42]

4 UzIng big Werds

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making lots of spelling errors!

@Neon
For thinking that particular experiment would for any reason be classified.
Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing people to use your brain as a flash drive.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the amount of money it can bring you when you rent out storage space.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting speed limits in fire.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, actually I put them ON fire..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for listening to a mime.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not listening to Mr. Mime!