The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for getting to hell and spitting in fire.

 

[Lambi]

For looking in the mirror and seeing trippy visions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For only seeing one third visions!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing your money on fries.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dissing my nation's food (that's fries, chocolate and waffles (and also beer))!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much money in the cab!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not investing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for coating oreos in crap!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For rolling in said crap!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lowering your body into a pool of lava and then splashing about in it like a half dead fish!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my hot-tub!

 

[Neonbob]

...for raising tadpoles in your head!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For raising pimp-poles in your backyard!

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing blind people off ledges!

 

[Magnatek]

...for not putting the guardrail on that ledge!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking oranges all over the house!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going to a flea market while you smelt like farts!

 

[reg42]

For being a fooking prawn!