The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For generalizing something you made up!

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding people to a diamond standard!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not worshipping your Lord 'Gnasty Gnorc.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wearing a horrible shirt!

 

[reg42]

For "orange is the new pink"!

 

[Lambi]

For ******** and in the ********* with a ********** so you should just ***********!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking a red hot poker into your ear.

 

[reg42]

For getting a little help from your friends!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting your pals die!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to destroy my beautiful Chaos!

 

[Neonbob]

...for rolling a tire into a firepit!

 

[reg42]

For calling Cthulhu!

 

[Neonbob]

...for never returning his advances!

 

[reg42]

For being a questionable human-whale!

 

[Neonbob]

...for launching genetics into a sun!

 

[Lambi]

For pudding! And cake.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me obsess!

 

[Lambi]

For caring about the noodles!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blasting music into space!