The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to kick ass before I'm all out of bubblegum!

 

[Neonbob]

...for pulling a dollar out of your face!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having the ability to create money out of thin air!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting all over the front page when you cried!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For confusing me with someone else!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling me a purple honkey!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a purple honkey!
[sup]Whatever that may be![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting all confused during your solo!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For confusing yourself!

 

[Neonbob]

...for spinning around like a top.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I'm spinning around like a Hitmontop!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ingesting a tapeworm!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting indigestion at the thought of that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to show my favorite movie!

 

[reg42]

For watching the cars go past!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For watching the grass grow!

 

[Neonbob]

...for drooling on the chains!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not getting me involved in the getting banned thing on April Fools!

 

[reg42]

For not having a high enough post count to get silly-banned!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having an even lower post count than me!