The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For lifting a rhino with your nose!

 

[Neonbob]

...for applying a nasty spray to my home!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for invading my home with a raccoon army!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much pressure on that little child!

 

[reg42]

For being under pressure that burns a building down!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wrapping chicken in may.

 

[reg42]

For getting high on the down low!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking storage out of the equation!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Me!

 

[reg42]

For this cabbage!

 

[Neonbob]

...for locking things in a small cell!

 

[Lambi]

For...I don't know, littering?

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a secret agent for the deodorant men.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the Overlord!

 

[Lambi]

For the Horde!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For my pants!

 

[Lambi]

For making me think of this song!

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[Neonbob]

...for putting that song on here!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For preferring a Rick Roll!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking gum out of your pocket!