The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm starting to think I might actually succeed in getting Neo before you do..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for admitting your confusion!

 

[Lambi]

@Rex: For "12 days until I get it."

@Neo: For trolling all over the garden!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting people in the glowers.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting here!

@Lambi
That means I have to make less than 100 posts each day...

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to spread your occupation!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I want to spread my occupation!
[sup]Unless with occupation you're not talking about my job but the amount of space I control![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "And you have to get 5000 before the 19th to get the badge before me, otherwise we get it at the same time."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That still means I have to make less than 90 posts each day..."

 

[Lambi]

For "Then get crackin'! Or posting. Whatever..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a crackhead!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to steal his crack!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving your eyes in a blender!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not doing the same thing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for causing a large earthquake!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting so shaken up by little earthquake!
[sup]What's gonna happen if I cause a Galactic Quake?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for messing up my experiments!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing experiments for the betterment of humanity and all other species including plants without causing any suffering to anyone!

 

[Neonbob]

...for firing on innocent bystanders at a race!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I was marking them with beacon fluid for several orbital cannons!