The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For leaving me.
[sub]Chinchy! You're back![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for alerting the Combine to my presence!

[sup]NOOOOOOOO!
*explodes*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For exploding!
[sup]Only I may do that![/sup]

@Ren
For having a new avatar!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *EXPLODE!!!*

 

[Ren3004]

For exploding and making a big mess.

@Rex: For not accepting change.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For constantly changing your avatar!
[sup]Change it back to the white tree this instant![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For "I don't have that one in this computer".

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having love of Spider-Man.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What are you saying? He even has a Spider-Man avatar!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to make me believe your lies.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not trying to believe them!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to bore into my brain with a hammer.

 

[Ren3004]

For not letting his brain being bored into.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for cracking my skull like a walnut.

 

[Ren3004]

For having a nut-skull.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not letting me do that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not breaking his own skull.

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing millions of ants into your ears and legs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tempting me to mention not having a body...

 

[Lambi]

For selling candy to drug users!