The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for trying to run from the cops in an RV.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too many people in the sandwich of pain!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing help from anyone!

 

[Neonbob]

...for releasing far too much gas!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting picked up by men

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting kicked in the eyeballs by men.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving eyeballs steel-toed boots to kick with.

[sup]Goat! *trout-slap*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for never teaching his ears how to read.

[sup]Pretty good, if still a little hectic. How's yours?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for pressuring people into horrible jobs!

 

[Neonbob]

...for messing with charts of doom!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for dooming the chart to a life of mediocrity.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not disciplining the chart as a child.