The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for getting in trouble for yelling at hookers!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not putting up the hooker shields.

 

[reg42]

For cookin' up a big ol' storm!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to steal Goat's sandwich!

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing to many people in the barge!

 

[reg42]

For 2 over here and 6 over there!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling my family!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not calling them yourself!

 

[Neonbob]

...for relying on others to do your dirty work!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It's called outsourcing!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for working for the benefit of animals!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would do such a thing if it doesn't destroy them in the end.

 

[Neonbob]

...for causing too many people to burn.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not causing anyone to burn!

 

[Neonbob]

...for plying screws!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting an unfini...

 

[Neonbob]

...for beating people with socks!

 

[Lambi]

For handing over tanks to idiots!

 

[Neonbob]

...for walking down stairs on your head!