The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For selling your body to a snooker table!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For selling drugs to candy users!

 

[Neonbob]

...for paying too much for makeup!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I pay for anything!

 

[Neonbob]

...for working on too many things at once!

 

[reg42]

For being a pop culture reference!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For referencing pop culture!

 

[Neonbob]

...for reducing snack cravings!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For increasing snack cravings!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting all charges dropped!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I control the system!

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing your mind to a system of another!

 

[Lambi]

For betraying the LAW!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's what the law was made for!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting in too many escort missions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not escorting those weak NPC's through the hordes of annoying enemies who all go after those NPC's!

 

[Neonbob]

...for perplexing the bystanders!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being easily perplexed!

 

[Neonbob]

...for drawing on the power of Athena!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For drawing on the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of Goat's sandwich!