The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for putting cats in space without feeding them first!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I didn't feed them!
[sup]In fact they were fore fed until there stomachs exploded...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for shoving people into a can of meat!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making yourself useful and helping me with that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting any kind of aid!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just doing it because it's Evil!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling that stuff evil!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling it good!

 

[Neonbob]

...for demonizing the workplace!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What do you expect from a Demon God? I corrupt everything!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for even corrupting yourself.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I can be corrupted!
[sup]I am Pure...
Pure Evil![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to admit your shortcomings as an overloard!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for cooking beans with overlard.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making your gums bleed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Overlord? Underlord soon!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to line up with others!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for charging us for mint-flavored air.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For charging the air with mint-flavor!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for roundhouse-kicking the Large Hadron Collider.