The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for grinding glass into my leg!

 

[reg42]

For siiiiing in the rain!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For a Clockwork Orange!

 

[Neonbob]

...for liking when you spit!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving everything you own to charity!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing that I do realize that, which is exactly the reason I called him a troll!
[sup]He should have given it to me![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting Cortez in your title!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being resistant to my advances!

 

[reg42]

For being one of those who works forces!

 

[Neonbob]

...for living in denial!

 

[Ren3004]

For living in acceptance.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For arguing with Neonbob. (trust me... that's pretty pointless)

 

[Neonbob]

...for being away for so long!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For keeping him away for so long!

 

[Neonbob]

...for chasing ants into my pants!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I chased them in there!
[sup]I just told them to go in there![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for driving people into a corner!