The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I drove them into the corner!
[sup]I drove the corner into them![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking *I* would need a license!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being turned into soup!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going home too soon!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm going anywhere!
[sup]I am everywhere and also nowhere![/sup]

 

[Vrex360]

... for eating my SANDWICH!!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For going through the trouble of complaining about it!
[sup]If you go through the history of this thread you'll know it's useless![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For going through all the stages of denial without learning anything!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me teach you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*For endangering your species!*

 

[Lambi]

For putting asteriks on both ends of your sentence!

 

[Neonbob]

...for enjoying NASCAR!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not enjoying it!

@Lambi:

*For causing me to put asterisks on both ends of my sentence with your hugging game* hug*

 

[reg42]

For having hands the size of meteors!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting such a horrible mental image in my head forever!

 

[Lambi]

For getting the 23K post in this thread!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to show off your ninja-like skills!