The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting way too much!

 

[Lambi]

For "Nonsense. I only have the 4th highest post count..."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a catgirl avatar!

 

[Lambi]

For "So do you... ¬_¬"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a Neo?

 

[Neonbob]

...for comparing like things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having too many whales in your avatar!

 

[reg42]

For having too little catgirls in your avatar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having no catgirls at all in your avatar!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting commercials in my dreams!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I get paid for doing so!
[sup]3 souls per viewer dreamer.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being paid for being a nuisance!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, actually I let my underlings take care of doing that, but it's the end result that matters!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting into a car with a really weird man!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's the guy that pays me for putting commercials in your dreams!

 

[Neonbob]

...for starting a routine of ignorance!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing it was me who made those pathetic mortals even more ignorant than they were before!

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding out a branch as support!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to remove it completely!