The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for looking at me in a superfluous manner!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating my sandwich!
[sup]Wait... That's a good thing![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For screaming.

 

[Lambi]

For taking little Timmy to see the dinosaurs and not bring little Sally with you!

 

[reg42]

For flippity wawa! [sub]Fo' reals[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much salt in the water supply!

 

[reg42]

For taking me down to China Town!

 

[Neonbob]

...for linking me to <url=http://skybert88.deviantart.com/art/Yahtzee-Caramell-dansen-99626883>this!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For linking ME to THAT!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going into a spiral of doom.
[sup]IT'S IN MY HEAAAD![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the Spiral of Doom!
How dare you dislike anything of Doom?

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting the spiral of doom in YOUR face!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the Spiral of Doom is part of my face!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making everything a part of your face!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I do that!
[sup]There's also some stuff needed for the rest of my body![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for lighting apples on fire!