The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For denying that pirates are more awesome!

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving pirates more than godzilla!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I do that!
[sup]He's just one of those minions that makes my job way too easy, taking all the fun out of it, like Cthulhu![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for coating my fingers with C4.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about the C4!
[sup]Okay, they're active. Now just be careful not to touch anything.
The C4 will explode if you do touch anything, like your keyboard for example.
You wouldn't wanna damage your keyboard, would you?[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For taking under the world!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting that expression entirely wrong!
[sup]I'm taking OVER the world![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting into things that don't concern you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there's anything that doesn't concern me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for imagining the same thing. In reverse!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For imagining to get money afterwards!
[sup]You should have asked your pay in advance![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For lasering Neo.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to put Neo on fire!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting such a sweet thing happen!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing Neo could cause much more destruction than a little fire!

 

[reg42]

For getting that damn Neo badge before me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not posting more the moment Lambi was closing in on the Neo!

 

[Lambi]

For not posting more either to get yours before mine!