The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's a way of preparing food.
[sup]Unfortunately not even my English vocabulary is big enough to find the word for it, but it's delicious![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for searching the swamps!
[sup]flambe? caramelized? DAT SHIT'S ON FIRE?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, flambe! That's the word I'm looking for!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing a helping hand!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Neon
For reminding me of Plusle and Minun!
[sup]The fact that I'm watching Pokémon has nothing to do with it![/sup]

@Goat
For being a ninja!

 

[Neonbob]

...for pulling up sheets!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to change a lightbulb with a sledgehammer!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Samkind!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting your junk registered!

 

[Neonbob]

...for becoming a mother of a poppler!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not watching Comedy Central tonight!
[sup]I dunno. That episode was on tonight. As was the Emperor Fry one.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting waaaaaay too much mustard on your sandwich!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For... Reading this?
[sub]Unless you don't?[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For kicking sparrows while you should be kicking chickens!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making the chickens gang up on me!