The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for singing it in an operatic voice!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For ruining my wedding!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not inviting me to it, forcing me to crash it!

 

[Scde2]

For chrashing mine and Sleek's wedding!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For planning to get married!

[small][sub][sub]Marriage ruins the novelty of it all [/sub][/sub][/small]

 

[Scde2]

For being jealous of my wedding!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not wanting to remain a bachelor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not forcing him to stay a bachelor by completely removing the concept of "wedding" from existence!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being convinced I have the capability to change human culture!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing a races culture can be changed by destroying said race!

 

[Scde2]

For genocidal thoughts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my genocidal thoughts!
[sup]What are you? Mortal?[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For thinking he is a god!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking he knows what people think!
[small]For all we know, he could be a vampire![/small]

 

[Scde2]

For mentioning sparkly vampires.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For implying I've read and/or watched Twilight.

 

[Scde2]

For knowing what Twilight is!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having a building in his Avatar!

[small][sub]I don't want the subject of Twilight tainting the Escapist more than it already has... Topic shift![/sub][/small]

 

[Scde2]

For having a gif avatar!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having an avatar that is stationary!