The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For remaining stationary...in bed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not noticing I was asleep!

 

[Scde2]

For not knowing what I was doing!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For scaring my innocent mind!
[small]Shut up, I'm innocent Ooh, top of the page?[/small]

 

[Scde2]

For stealing the top of the page!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For refusing to call yourself a troll and take the top of the page for yourself!

 

[Scde2]

For not being as cool as Redlin1, Redlin2, Redlin3 or even Redlin4!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking the number means something!

 

[Scde2]

For being a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For stealing my pants!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For wearing pants!
[small][sub]You should really wear shorts. That is what all the youngsters are wearing these days.[/sub][/small]

 

[Scde2]

For coming back on when I was leaving! //_T

For being a damn Pokeninja!
[sub]And shorts are evil![/sub]

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not liking shorts and leaving!!

 

[Scde2]

For expecting an emo to wear shorts!
[sub]Okay, NOW I'm leaving[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For actually leaving!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not leaving!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For wanting me to leave!
[small][sub][sub]How can you do this to a non-friend!?![/sub][/sub][/small]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to make me slap a priest!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For preaching the bible of Gog!!(intentionally misspelled)

 

[Neonbob]

...for submitting to the wrath of Gog!
[sup]yay superman reference![/sup]