The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sleekgiant]

For bowing before the might of Zod!?!?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For bringing back Superman memories!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not making references of his own!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving your coat in my room!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For it being someone else's coat!

 

[Neonbob]

...for burning things off of my skin!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not finishing his mission to burn all whales and their skin to a crisp!
[small][sub][sub]You are taking your time[/sub][/sub][/small]

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being a Pokemon fan.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being away for so damn long!

 

[Scde2]

For not having a party for my return!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For surprise buttsecks!

 

[Scde2]

For leaving right after it!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not realizing I went to get breakfast!

 

[Scde2]

For keeping me tied to the bed and gagged!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For putting a sexy image in my head!!

 

[Scde2]

For discovering my fetish!

 

[Scde2]

For putting blindfolds on me!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For putting me in cuffs!