The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm looking at said drapes when I'm actually looking what's printed on them!

 

[Scde2]

For being an actor!

 

[reg42]

For not being Johnny Depp!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so damn blase about everything!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not setting everything ablaze!

 

[Neonbob]

...for scorning all animals in favor of the trees!

 

[Magnatek]

...for not being anywhere I've seen, leaving me to think insane thought about where he is!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling off your search so easily!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being sought out by the militia of Eastern Europe!

[sub][sub]You know they'll find you...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for using chrome as a defensive device!

 

[reg42]

For turning down my turn table!

 

[Ren3004]

For turning down my offer.

 

[Neonbob]

...for dj-ing at my nemesis's wedding!

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing I killed him afterwards.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me help!

 

[Ren3004]

For losing the invite I sent him.

 

[Neonbob]

...for erecting a set of painful needles!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dispensing an erection!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having a purple head!