The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not covering the map in creep!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being creepy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hiding the roaches!

 

[neoontime]

...for not hiding your creepy tentacles!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving me the way that I was made!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not nuking him for not loving the way I made you!

 

[Scde2]

For hygiene!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For creeping around.

 

[reg42]

For being a sneaky pig!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring the swine crawling around at your feet!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not bringing enough Salsa!

 

[reg42]

For using all my dip!

 

[Neonbob]

...for destroying the tower of the masses!

 

[Lambi]

For massive damage!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being around me when I needed to poke someone!

 

[neoontime]

...for being so pokeable!

 

[Scde2]

For not knowing how to get Pikachu on a bus!

Spoiler

Poke him on...

 

[Neonbob]

...for using such a horrible pun!

 

[Jedamethis]

...for that...thing I saw him do that one time...somewhere. Yeah.

 

[Neonbob]

...for clicking your fingers together in a melodious manner!