The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for disrupting the signal!

 

[Scde2]

For crossing the posts!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wiring two small mammals together!

 

[Scde2]

For reasons that he had nothing to do with!

 

[Neonbob]

...for shutting down all the local Taco Bells!

 

[Scde2]

For his motto is the motto of the moment!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For disrespecting sporks at a cutlery convention!

 

[Scde2]

For inventing the snuggly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For accusing me of creating a monstrosity when it was in fact he who funded its development!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to shirk responsibility!

 

[Ren3004]

For skipping class.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being against my self-discovery!

 

[Scde2]

For sailing the ocean blue in 1992!

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling my head with nasty lies about elves!

 

[Scde2]

For filling by head with nasty elves.!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me in a trash compactor overnight!

 

[reg42]

For being a meme!

 

[Neonbob]

...for populating the sea with skeleton fisheries!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For causing bones to wash up along the coasts of all the continents!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not taking that as a blessing of the bone gods and making altars to them!